Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery Plot
Dr. Evil reprimands his henchmen
The year is 1967. Dentally challenged British gentleman spy Austin Powers and his nemesis Dr. Evil have faced each other many times during the decade. As Dr. Evil's henchmen have failed to dispose of Powers, he makes his own assassination attempt at a nightclub in London, England. Powers foils the attempt and Dr. Evil escapes in a space rocket disguised as a Bob's Big Boy statue, where he places himself in a cryogenic freezing chamber to return sometime in the future. In return, Powers volunteers to have himself placed in cryostasis in case his services are needed in the future.
Dr. Evil returns thirty years later in 1997 with new evil plans for world domination and reunites with his associates, Frau Farbissina, Mustafa (whom he soon enough kills off after "problems arose in the un freezing process", causing Mr Bigglesworth to lose all his fur) and Number Two. During Dr. Evils absence, Number Two has developed "Virtucon", the legitimate face of Dr. Evil's empire, into a multi-billion-dollar enterprise, but Dr. Evil prefers to either (a) blackmail the British Royal Family, the wealthiest landowners in the world, by fabricating an extramarital affair involving Prince Charles which would lead to divorce or (b) use several industrial lasers to punch holes in the ozone layer and cause an increase in risks of skin cancer. Yet they are both rejected by Number Two as already having occurred. Frustrated, he decides to "do what [they] always do: hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage." It is only after Dr. Evil suggests a ransom of $1 million that he learns of Virtucon's revenues, and raises the demand to $100 billion.
Having learned of the return of Dr. Evil, the British Ministry of Defence unfreezes Powers. To help him adjust to the 1990s, he is teamed with Vanessa Kensington, the daughter of his 1960..More
Dr. Evil reprimands his henchmen
The year is 1967. Dentally challenged British gentleman spy Austin Powers and his nemesis Dr. Evil have faced each other many times during the decade. As Dr. Evil's henchmen have failed to dispose of Powers, he makes his own assassination attempt at a nightclub in London, England. Powers foils the attempt and Dr. Evil escapes in a space rocket disguised as a Bob's Big Boy statue, where he places himself in a cryogenic freezing chamber to return sometime in the future. In return, Powers volunteers to have himself placed in cryostasis in case his services are needed in the future.
Dr. Evil returns thirty years later in 1997 with new evil plans for world domination and reunites with his associates, Frau Farbissina, Mustafa (whom he soon enough kills off after "problems arose in the un freezing process", causing Mr Bigglesworth to lose all his fur) and Number Two. During Dr. Evils absence, Number Two has developed "Virtucon", the legitimate face of Dr. Evil's empire, into a multi-billion-dollar enterprise, but Dr. Evil prefers to either (a) blackmail the British Royal Family, the wealthiest landowners in the world, by fabricating an extramarital affair involving Prince Charles which would lead to divorce or (b) use several industrial lasers to punch holes in the ozone layer and cause an increase in risks of skin cancer. Yet they are both rejected by Number Two as already having occurred. Frustrated, he decides to "do what [they] always do: hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage." It is only after Dr. Evil suggests a ransom of $1 million that he learns of Virtucon's revenues, and raises the demand to $100 billion.
Having learned of the return of Dr. Evil, the British Ministry of Defence unfreezes Powers. To help him adjust to the 1990s, he is teamed with Vanessa Kensington, the daughter of his 1960s sidekick Mrs. Kensington. After being reunited with his previous belongings, which include a "Swedish-made penis-enlarger pump", a receipt for a "Swedish-made penis-enlarger pump" and a book written by Powers titled "Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me (This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby)", Powers and Kensington jet to Las Vegas in search of Dr. Evil. However, Powers' free love credo from the 1960s does not go down well with Kensington, who continues to resist his advances.
Number 2 and Alotta Fagina at the blackjack table
Meanwhile, Dr. Evil learns that during his absence his associates have artificially created his son, Scott, using his frozen semen. Now a Generation X teenager, Scott resents his father's absence, and they attend a "fathers and sons" group therapy session (Hosted in cameo by Carrie Fisher).
Posing as a married couple, Powers and Kensington check into a hotel and are put on the trail of Number Two, using the alias' of Richie and Oprah Cunningham. During their time in Las Vegas, Kensington gradually warms to Powers' charms, but he refuses to take advantage of her while she is intoxicated. Over a game of blackjack, Powers meets Number Two's buxom "Italian confidential private secretary," Alotta Fagina. Under instructions from the British Secret Service, Powers breaks into Fagina's penthouse apartment in search of plans for Dr. Evil's "Project Vulcan". After learning that Project Vulcan involves driving a nuclear warhead into the Earths molten core to trigger massive volcanic eruptions, Powers is discovered by Fagina and he watches her strip naked through the door to her bedroom. She walks out wearing nothing but a very small bathrobe, which she takes off and walks into a hot tub. Powers follows her in there, where she learns his true identity and seduces him into having sex with her. Meanwhile, Dr. Evil learns that Powers is after him, but his entourage have identified Powers' libido as his weakness and created a group of fembots; beautiful, blonde female androids equipped with automatic guns concealed in their breasts. Frau tests their new weapon on their own guards and they perform flawlessly, getting the guards to lower their guns with their physical attraction, and then killing them with their breast guns.
The British Secret Service discover that Virtucon conducts tourist tours of its headquarters, and this is considered an ideal opportunity for Powers and Kensington to infiltrate. After bamboozling a security guard to gain entrance to the restricted area, Powers and Kensington are apprehended by Dr. Evil's henchman, Random Task.
The Fembots confront Austin Powers
Dr. Evil presents his ultimatum to the United Nations (here represented by diplomats seated around a table with stereotypical international figures such as matadors and sumo wrestlers surrounding them) and they concede to his demands. However, he is so evil that he decides to keep the ransom but still destroy the world. Powers and Kensington are then placed in "an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death" from which they escape, and Kensington is sent for help.
While Project Vulcan is put into operation, Powers tries to find Dr. Evil but stumbles upon the fembots, which are in fuzzy, see-through nightgowns. They enter performing cartwheels, then jump on his shoulders, which allow them to cover him with a pink gas that "came out of their jubblies" as Powers later explained. Powers lies in bed with the fembots, as they rub their hands on him he tries to snap out of it by thinking of non-sexual things. He then snaps out of it and eventually overcomes them with the use of his "mojo" in a sex-charged striptease.
Led by Kensington, British forces raid the underground lair, and at the last moment Powers stops the doomsday device. Powers confronts Dr. Evil and is joined by Kensington, who is being held hostage by Alotta Fagina. They are interrupted by Number Two, who resents Dr. Evil's illegitimate plans after he has been so successful in the conventional business world and wishes to make a deal with Powers. Before he can, Dr. Evil (apparently) kills Number Two and seizes his opportunity to initiate the self-destruct mechanism and, once again, escapes in his cryogenic freezing chamber inside the "Big Boy" spaceship. Powers and Kensington escape in Powers' conveniently parked shaguar while the underground lair is destroyed in a nuclear explosion.
Powers and Kensington are later married, but during their honeymoon Powers is attacked by Dr. Evil's henchman, Random Task. Defeated in conventional combat, Powers subdues the assassin through the use of his "Swedish-made penis pump", allowing Kensington to knock him out with a glass bottle to the head. In a romantic moment, the couple adjourn to their balcony to observe the stars. Noticing a rather bright star, Powers pulls out a telescope to discover that it is in fact Dr. Evil's cryogenic chamber in which Dr. Evil vows to "get" Austin Powers.
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