Director Lars Von Trier ("Dogville") shocked attendees at Cannes and people around the world yesterday when he spoke the following words during a press conference: "I'm a Nazi." At the conference, which was for his new film "Melancholia," Von Trier was asked a question about his Germanic roots. This is how he answered: "For a long time I thought I was a Jew and I was happy to be a Jew, then I met Susanne Bier and I wasn't so happy...no, that was a joke, sorry."