Snooty ballet company director Pierre (J.P. Manoux) is putting on a new production. Jody (Ashley Tisdale) and her friend Kendra (Erica Ash) are both vying for the lead in the production. Jody's extremely controlling former dancer mother is determined that Jody will have the brilliant career that eluded her. The highly skilled Diva veteran dancer with the company, Heather, (Molly Shannon) gets cut from the production and goes berserk. Meanwhile, strange things are happening in the house that Jody and her husband Dan (Simon Rex) just moved into. The film will parody Black Swan, The Hunger Games, Paranormal Activity, Rise of the Planet of the Apes and Inception.
During the filming of "Scary Movie 5," Lindsay Lohan wouldn't kiss Charlie Sheen's filthy wild-boy mouth.