Snooty ballet company director Pierre (J.P. Manoux) is putting on a new production. Jody (Ashley Tisdale) and her friend Kendra (Erica Ash) are both vying for the lead in the production. Jody's extremely controlling former dancer mother is determined that Jody will have the brilliant career that eluded her. The highly skilled Diva veteran dancer with the company, Heather, (Molly Shannon) gets cut from the production and goes berserk. Meanwhile, strange things are happening in the house that Jody and her husband Dan (Simon Rex) just moved into. The film will parody Black Swan, The Hunger Games, Paranormal Activity, Rise of the Planet of the Apes and Inception.
“Scary Movie 5” star and comedian Katt Williams has been arrested on suspicion of child endangerment. Williams was arrested at 8:30 pm on Friday after a welfare check at his home revealed multiple firearms—one of which was stolen—as well as illegal drugs. Williams, whose birth name is Micah Sierra Williams, was arrested but released on $100,000 bail later that evening. His children have been placed in protective custody. This all occurred about the same time it was discovered that the IRS had filed a $4 million tax lien against the star.
Possibly for the first time since filming “Mean Girls,” Lindsay Lohan has made a good decision. Apparently the 26-year-old had some unusual demands while filming “Scary Movie 5” with “Anger Management” star Charlie Sheen. Lohan was suddenly fastidious about filming kissing scenes with her co-star, who has 21 years on her. But age wasn’t the concerning factor here—Lohan was unnerved by Sheen’s party-boy past. Going lip-to-lip with someone who might have a cold sore was just too much for her.
Mother of the year, Dina Lohan, opened up recently to NY Daily News. The gist of the interview is this: No, none of this is Dina’s fault. It’s probably not even Lindsay’s fault. Someone else is clearly to blame here. Maybe the assistant? Yes. Someone like the assistant is clearly to blame for Lindsay’s downfall. On raising the flaming crack addict that is "Scary Movie 5" star Lindsay by shunting her into child acting at an early age: “I was born into the business.
Here’s a weird, fun tidbit to round off the week. Apparently Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan got pretty close on the set of their mutual flick, “Scary Movie 5.” So close, in fact, that Sheen is throwing the “Liz & Dick” star a big, fat bone. After opening up to Sheen about her $233,904 debt to dear old Uncle Sam for not paying taxes between 2009 and 2010, Sheen did the unthinkable—he sent a check for $100,000 to her business manager to help cover the costs.
Although we’ve been graced with a few photographs of Lindsay Lohan on-set or posing as the epic Elizabeth Taylor, we now have the official promotional image released for the “Scary Movie 5” star’s Lifetime biopic, "Liz and Dick". In the still we have Lohan dressed luxuriantly as the “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof” icon, sporting a little black dress and a lot of shiny. Does she nail Taylor? Well, Elizabeth Taylor set a standard for beauty and has remained an icon for generations.
Oh, to have been a fly on the wall when "Crazy" got to pretend-bonk "Insane." Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen this past weekend to film their scenes for the comedy-spoof sequel "Scary Movie 5," and The New York Post reports the two were as at ease as as could be. One scene Lohan shot with FX's "Anger Management" warlock had the star of Lifetime's biopic "Liz & Dick" and Bret Easton Ellis' "The Canyons" donning a submissive's collar.
For that last person out there who really, truly thought that Lindsay Lohan could change (she just needed the opportunity), I am sad to be the one to disappoint. "Lindsay missed every meeting she had for the film, including script reads and wardrobe meetings. Then she missed her flight to Atlanta on Sunday to shoot the movie. The producers had been getting signs Friday that she was a mess, and would not be fit to work,” says an insider. Lohan is apparently claiming she is suffering from “walking pneumonia,” which sounds to me kind of like that suspicious cough carried by Patient X right before he started chomping on his doctors.