Jenna Jameson Endorses Mitt Romney. Republicans Everywhere Collectively Facepalmby: Posted:
Either this was a cleverly constructed plot to undermine the campaign of Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney and secretly promote a Democrat in the Whitehouse, or porn star Jenna Jameson made a big boo boo.
The star of “Zombie Strippers!” and many other fine cinematic productions recently announced her support of Romney—get this—in the VIP room of San Francisco’s Gold Club, where the duck-faced natural blonde was sipping champagne and watching single mothers put themselves through college.
“I’m very looking forward to a Republican being back in office,” the bendy self-promoter declared. “When you’re rich, you want a Republican in office.”
Well, the girl is rumored to be worth over 30 million (take a quick moment to reconsider your career choices. Ok? Back with me? Good, let's carry on), and since the porn star made these comments to a CBS SF staffer covering the 8th anniversary of the club (at least that’s what he’s telling his wife), she was taken seriously, and the word spread quickly.
The pole-twirling star’s honesty probably has more than a few Romney representatives shaking their heads and pondering damage control.
It’s interesting, however, that Jameson’s support comes even despite Romney’s open interest in cracking down on Internet pornography.
Also, Romney continues to face serious scrutiny regarding treatment of his animals, recently the sale of wife Ann’s horse Super Hit, who was (ironically, considering his name) essentially cracked out of his mind with a pretty cocktail of painkillers administered to disguise a lameness in his foot before purchase.
And more notably is the story of Seamus, the Romney’s Irish Setter, who in 1983 accompanied his beloved family on a car trip across America. Strapped to the roof of their car.
Since Jameson openly supports PETA, the organization that literally can’t hurt a fly, it’s surprising that she is all for Romney taking office. Either the lady hasn’t done her research, or Jenna Jameson’s got more going on below the surface than one would expect.
Our bet is on the former.