Jimmy Fallon Goofs On Justin Bieber Pregnancy Scandal
I should really be concerned about how funny I'm finding something that mocks a 17-year-old pop star facing not only a paternity suit brought by a 20-year-old, but probably also a statutory rape scandal atop that.
Ah, screw it. I'll wash the shame away later.
So, if you haven't heard yet, a 20-year-old woman named Mariah Yeater claims that not only did she get some humpity-bumpity on with the clean-cut, golly-gosh pop moppet last year when she was 19 and he was 16, but she's also carrying his baby.
As a result, she's now brought a paternity suit against him in San Diego (Calif.) County. I imagine someone at some point will probably also be making her do the Statutory Boogie in a courtroom.
Y'know, as opposed to the "other" alleged Statutory Boogie that put a bun in her oven. Hey-oh!
Yeah, destination: Hell. One-way ticket, please.
Oh, but it gets better! It turns out that Jimmy Fallon does one most uncanny Justin Bieber impression - a fact that I can only imagine an average grown man would hide in shame for a lifetime. But this is the one and only time it has probably ever come in extremely handy.
"Justin" stopped by "Late Night" recently to entertain the crowd as only he can and set the record straight with his latest, deeply personal hit: "(It's Not My) Baby."
Little tip, Bieber-kins (That's what she said?): next time you want to get a point across, consider covering "Billie Jean." It's just a better song.
Watch Jimmy Fallon do his best Justin Bieber impersonation:
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon