Know Who Should've Been Darth Vader? Samuel L. Jacksonby: Posted:
So let's make sure this is absolutely clear, George Lucas.
You thought absolutely nothing of making Greedo pop off the first shot at Han Solo, generating fandom controversy that will haunt you until you're cremated.
You gave the world Jar Jar Binks, and ultimately convinced the world that you'd years ago been replaced by a look-alike drooling mental patient
You mustered the nerve to digitally insert Hayden Christensen into the iconic end moments of "Return Of The Jedi," just to remind us all that once we've watched the prequels, we can never un-watch them.
For all of your ill-fated revisions....THIS is the one that never occurred to you?
BuzzFeed recently went a-diggin' Heaven-knows-where and unearthed a successful awesome-splicing experiment. Somebody took pivotal Darth Vader scenes from the original "Star Wars: A New Hope" and in place of James Earl Jones' immortal menace, dubbed in Jackson's uncontained rage.
Vader to Leia: "Don't give me attitude. Get the f**k out my face with that s**t."
Vader to underling warning him about how holding Leia hostage could generate sympathy for the rebellion and the senate: "I don't remember asking you a ***damn thing!"
Someone, somewhere, needs to start a Kickstarter campaign to give this treatment to the full movies. There is gold to be mined here.