Kristen Stewart Reacts to Being Dumped Like a Normal Personby: Posted:
This week’s Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson dramatics are finally starting to slowly fizzle out, and the sullen “Snow White and the Huntsman” star is left quietly dealing with the fall-out.
So it’s surprising to learn that the highest paid actress in Hollywood this year is dealing with her emotions the way 90% of regular young ladies deal with their much less publicized break up fall-outs and cheating scandals.
Not by washing her flushed face in diamond and rose-laced spring water, or yachting with the Kennedys, but by behaving kind of like a standard human being.
Insiders close to the shy starlet are reporting that Stewart “Hasn’t showered or washed her hair in several days. She is laying around in her T-shirt and shorts and eating ice cream.”
Holy cow, wait. Wait, that’s exactly what I do! I do that! Kristen Stewart is just like me!
Except she has just gone through a massive media storm attacking her for her recent affair with married director Rupert Sanders, and I’m just lazy.
So, despite its sort of bland appeal, did Stewart just become a little more fan-friendly with this revelation? Will we be able to forgive her now that we know just how very, very sad she truly is? Maybe.
The friend went on to add that Stewart is still hoping for a reconcilation between her and Pattinson, despite all signs pointing to a big, schyeah right.
Aww, buck up, Stewart.
The girl could definitely use some support right now, since many fans have turned away from her with a sniff of betrayal for running around on sexy “Twilight: Breaking Dawn” co-star and boyfriend, Robert Pattinson.
This includes some pretty hilarious Twihard reactions, a cold shoulder from co-star Charlize Theron, and even a straight-up emotional breakdown and “trampire”-laced rampage by Will Ferrell on “Conan.”
Kristen’s bad news has been piling up, as Pattinson reportedly booted her out of the mansion the two shared, won’t speak to her, and has even banned her from his “Cosmopolis” premiere. So it's kind of no wonder the pasty-but-weirdly-cute brunette is left filling her emotional holes with that cold creamy goodness.
Well she sure done a bad bad thing, and people are still split over the fiasco, no matter whose side you’re on in this tension-filled Hollywood split, one certainty still exists: Whatever ice cream brand Kristen Stewart is bawling over, it’s top shelf.