The 'Piranha 3DD' Trailer is Thoroughly Ridiculous
by: Andy Neuenschwander Posted:
The first trailer for the "Piranha 3D" sequel has hit. The sequel is, of course, titled "Piranha 3DD" (get it?) and is thoroughly ridiculous.
Here are just a few of the many absurd features of the trailer:
- Christopher Lloyd appears again to tell us that the piranhas have begun to infiltrate man-made water systems. That means that in this sequel, the piranhas will invade water parks and come out of people's bathtub drains.
- David Hasselhoff plays himself, sits coolly while hundreds of people are devoured in front of him, and talks about "natural selection."
- I'm pretty sure we're to infer that a woman has a piranha inside her, which then attacks her boyfriend during sex, causing him to cut off his own junk.
- Girls in bikinis running in slow-motion to explain the thinly-veiled double entendre behind the title.
- Ving Rhames has gun-legs.
That's not even half of it. Check out the so-silly-it's-awesome trailer for "Piranha 3DD" below:
