Robert Pattinson Finds Comfort on Katy Perry's Big, Soft, Erm... Shoulders.

Robert Pattinson Finds Comfort on Katy Perry's Big, Soft, Erm... Shoulders.

More details of the breakup of "Breaking Dawn" star Robert Pattinson and "Snow White and the Huntsman" disgruntled ex, Kristen Stewart, keep a-rollin' in.

We know now that the two only speak via nasty text messages as per proper 20-something breakup protocol, and despite Stewart’s attempt to reconcile with her man, Pattinson has moved out of the home the two shared.

One can imagine he is probably responding to her apologies and pleas for forgiveness with something along the lines of ‘lol nope. leave hair gel in box on porch.’

It’s a fair guess that the moment the swoony, devil-may-care Pattinson hit the dating market waters the unattached ladies of Hollywood perked up, but apparently Part of Me singer Katy Perry has beaten them all to the punch.

A source close to Pattinson—there seem to be a lot of those, these days—gushes that Perry has been “a rock” for the newly displaced Pattinson.

“She has reassured him that she is very much there for him just as he was for her when she split from Russell.”

Apparently it was Pattinson’s slurry words of comfort that helped the bosomy singer through her recent divorce and consequent “dark place.”

So is Perry swooping in for the kill and taking their friendship up a D-sized notch?

Probably not, since the bubbly brunette was recently seen canoodling happily with O-faced singer John Mayer. Since Mayer is well documented for his complete lack of tact and sensitivity in relationships, I personally maintain hope that rumors of a pairing between the two are just a fluke.

Either way, I would imagine Stewart isn’t taking the news of Perry and Pattinson well, considering new gossip says the reason the starlet strayed is because of a growing insecurity of Pattinson’s close friendship with “Remember Me” co- star, Emilie De Raven.

“Nothing romantic ever happened between them, but it didn’t make Kristen feel any better about them being so close… They would spend their evening together in bars and restaurants…” says a source of the Pattinson/De Raven friendship.

So was Stewart’s indiscretion really just a desperate act of reaching out to her man, and a pitiable expression of insecurity?

Uh, well done, Kristen. Looks like that worked out great for you.

 
 
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