Snooki Loves Her Baby...Diapers? Not so much
As far as Snooki is concerned, having little baby Lorenzo at last on her hip instead of in her poof is just the best thing ever.
It's far better than having to change his diapers, "Access Hollywood" reports she's been tweeting.
"Post birth isn't so comfy and glamorous. But my son is FABULOUS," the fun-sized "Jersey Shore" star wrote recently. All the pain and anxiety is so worth it! I love nursing my little man!"
I'll take the high road and suppose she's talking about Lorenzo, not fiancé Jionni LaValle.
Snooki gave birth to her baby boy with apparently no complications at 3 a.m. Sunday morning at Saint Barnabas Medical Center in Livingston, N.J. Lorenzo Dominic LaValle tipped the scales at birth at a healthy 6 lbs., 5 oz. "The world just got another Guido!" a representative for Snooki told "Access Hollywood" shortly after the birth.
It's the first baby for both halves of the engaged pair.
"I'm legit an old lady. Rockin the diapers with that old lady gangsta lean," she also tweeted.
Word to your mo- ... erm, ah ... to YOU, Mother.
Setting up the possibility of some of a couple amusing coinciding first-birthday parties, Lorenzo shares a birthday with "Scary Movie" star Anna Faris and "Parks & Recreation" regular Chris Pratt's son Jack. Unlike Faris and Pratt, RadarOnline.com reports, Snooki's labor was filmed right up until the pushes start. Lorenzo's birth will be forever immortalized for MTV audiences on an upcoming "Snooki and JWoww" episode.
Happy birthday, kiddo.