Video: Even The CAST Couldn't Take 'Breaking Dawn' Seriously!by: Posted:
Aha! KNEW IT!
Anybody who has watched even one "Twilight" movie must know that nobody can deny the absurdity forever. And as has just been conclusively demonstrated and will soon be unveilved on DVD and Blu-ray Feb. 11, even the cast can't play this contrived, silly melodrama that straight without at least a few moments of "What in the bluest of every conceivable Blue Hell am I doing?!"
In a blooper reel that is like its own self-contained moment of smug satisfaction for everybody who considers Stephanie Meyer's opus to be unintentional comedy epitomized, this "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1" features Taylor Lautner, Robert Pattinson and America's favorite dazed-looking she-zombie Kristen Stewart just giving every take of the now-infamous Bella Swan "birth of a vamp baby" scene their level best. From Pattinson's Edward going all "om nom nom" on Bella's uterus, to the infamous *ahem* "imprinting" by Lautner's Jacob, it's not something you want to take a drink during. But they're trying.
Oh, Satan love them, they're trying.
But the crack-ups are so wonderful, you almost wish they'd just left the takes in the movie. I mean, think of how this silly bint Bella plays these two against each other over five movies. Team Edward, Team Jacob, Team Rocket, Team America, Team Russia, whatever - you'd eventually have a moment wherein you'd feel completely ridiculous and backwash blood into Bella's wrist as you cracked up, too.
Of course, Twi-Hards, there's your fun to have, too. These two spend so much time before your eyes playing out a life-and-death struggle - even if it is a silly one more than a few times - that it's refreshing seeing them not only crack a smile, but just flat-out bust a gut.