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Chris Rock narrates this very hilarious & touching story of a teenager growing up as the oldest of three children in Brooklyn, New York during the early 1980s.
Chris Rock narrates this very hilarious & touching story of a teenager growing up as the oldest of three children in Brooklyn, New York during the early 1980s.
Everybody Hates Chris Episode Guide
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Episode 22
Everybody Hates the G.E.D.
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It's the last week of school and while Drew decides he wants to try out for Amateur Night at the Apollo even without a talent at his disposal, Chris is informed that if he gets one more tardy he will have to repeat the 10th grade. But one day he misses the bus and arrives at school late, forcing him to deliver the bad news to his parents.
First Aired: 2009-05-08 Share -
Episode 21
Everybody Hates Bomb Threats
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When Chris and his classmates are given the task of memorizing a World War II speech and reciting it in front of the class as a punishment, Chris cooks up a surprising way of postponing his presentation. Meanwhile, Rochelle has problems of her own when a customer puts a hex on her.
First Aired: 2009-05-01 Share -
Episode 20
Everybody Hates Tasha
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Chris finally manages to ask out Tasha and she accepts but then Chris doesn't expect that all his free time and only doing things that Tasha wants to do is the result of being with his long-standing crush. Meanwhile, Rochelle discovers Julius' shocking secret!
First Aired: 2009-04-24 Share -
Episode 19
Everybody Hates Back Talk
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Chris refuses to do his chores as a show of strength against him mother's strict rules, causing Rochelle to tell Julius that her son is disrespecting her. Meanwhile, Mr. Omar decides to say whatever is on his mind since he believes he is dying.
First Aired: 2009-04-03 Share -
Episode 18
Everybody Hates the Car
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Chris is finally able to buy a car when he gets his driver's license but when it is stolen and vandalized, Chris realises having ownership of a car is a huge responsibility. Meanwhile, Rochelle finds Julius' hidden racing form.
First Aired: 2009-03-27 Share -
Episode 17
Everybody Hates Spring Break
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Chris accidentally hits Greg while test driving the janitor's car, landing Greg in the hospital with a broken leg and Rochelle taking care of him. Meanwhile, Julius must figure out a way to entertain Drew and Tonya when it rains the entire time they are on vacation at the beach.
First Aired: 2009-03-20 Share -
Episode 16
Everybody Hates Lasagna
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Chris just can't say no when a criminal on the run asks him to hide a stash of marijuana. But where can he hide it without it being discovered? Meanwhile, Peaches and Rochelle clash when Vanessa insists Rochelle learn the new computer system at the beauty salon.
First Aired: 2009-03-13 Share -
Episode 15
Everybody Hates Boxing
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Coach Thurman spots Caruso bullying Chris and suggests he take up boxing to defend himself. Meanwhile, Julius has a new set of problems when he suspects Rochelle of adultery and catches the eye of a female neighbour.
First Aired: 2009-02-06 Share -
Episode 14
Everybody Hates PSATs
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Rochelle inadvertently prevents Chris from "cramming" for an upcoming PSAT test by taking the family out to a social event. Knowing a good score will help him get into college, Chris resorts to cheating.
First Aired: 2009-01-30 Share -
Episode 13
Everybody Hates Fakd IDs
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In order to attend an age-restricted concert, Chris and Greg try to get themselves a fake ID. Elsewhere, Rochelle plans Julius' surprise party, and Drew tries returning a pair of faulty X-ray vision glasses he bought in the mail.
First Aired: 2009-01-23 Share -
Episode 12
Everybody Hates Varsity Jackets
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Chris and Greg decide to join the wrestling team to earn a varsity jacket in order to impress the ladies. Meanwhile, Rochelle attempts to lose weight by drinking a popular weight-loss drink which gives Julius a money-saving idea and Tonya jeopardises Drew's all-girl singing group.
First Aired: 2009-01-16 Share -
Episode 11
Everybody Hates Mr. Levine
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Chris recieves help from a complete stranger during a city-wide blackout and decides to return the favour by helping the old man meet new friends. Meanwhile, Rochelle discovers she is one year younger than she thought she was and Greg searches for an identity.
First Aired: 2009-01-09 Share -
Episode 10
Everybody Hates New Years Eve
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New Year's Eve in Times Square is something Chris really wants this year but needs an adult to accompany him. And that is where problems arise... Meanwhile, Tonya and Drew make a bet to see who stays up the longest and Julius becomes a local hero.
First Aired: 2008-12-12 Share -
Episode 9
Everybody Hates James
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Julius begins watching Oprah Winfrey on TV in hopes it will improve his marriage, but Rochelle believes he is having an affair behind her back. Chris gets a surprise when he sees who his “little brother†is after signing up in the Big Brother program.
First Aired: 2008-11-28 Share -
Episode 8
Everybody Hates Big Bird
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When the dorkiest girl in school, who everyone calls "Big Bird", asks Chris out on a date, he agrees but only to spare her feelings. He soon realizes after spending time with her that he genuinely likes her.
First Aired: 2008-11-21 Share -
Episode 7
Everybody Hates Snitches
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Chris has a dilemma when a reward is offered for anyone who witnessed a shoot-out outside a movie theater. Chris was there but he was supposed to be babysitting Tonya and Drew - what will he do? Meanwhile, Julius and Rochelle have a very eventful anniversary at a Broadway musical.
First Aired: 2008-11-14 Share -
Episode 6
Everybody Hates Doc's
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Doc's bossy girlfriend keeps sending Chris to do inane chores at the store, making his life miserable. Meanwhile, Julius gets in trouble when Rochelle finds a bra in his sock drawer in which Tonya had hid there so she wouldn't be caught wearing it to school, hoping to be noticed more.
First Aired: 2008-11-07 Share -
Episode 5
Everybody Hates My Man
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Although warned by Greg that it's a bad idea, Chris starts to help the football team with their homework as a means to socialize with the cool kids. As a result, Chris ends up failing his own exams. Meanwhile, Julius begins a new job collecting dead bodies for Mr. Omar's funeral home and soon finds himself appreciating life more. He begins to buy numerous gifts for his friends and relatives, but then ends up with financial troubles.
First Aired: 2008-10-31 Share -
Episode 4
Everybody Hates Doc's
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After Julius and Rochelle raise the rent, Mr. Omar demands reparations and moves in with the family while his apartment is being repaired. While there, he begins to play blackjack with Drew and Tonya using real money. Meanwhile, Chris is assigned to do a book report and decides to watch the movie instead of reading the book as an easy way out. However, as he later learns from Greg, the movie he saw did not match the book assigned.
First Aired: 2008-10-24 Share -
Episode 3
Everybody Hates Homecoming
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Chris is thrilled when Jenise Huckstable asks him to the homecoming dance. His nerves begin to get the better of him when Jenise tells him that her father Dr. Clint Huckstable wants to meet him before the dance. Drew tries to get Doc to feng shui the store when he takes over Chris' hours.
First Aired: 2008-10-17 Share -
Episode 2
Everybody Hates Cake
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Chris makes a deal with a classmate, Angel. He will help Angel improve his grades in school and in return Angel will help Chris get the attention of Maria, his latest crush. Rochelle reluctantly does a good deed by befriending an ex-con, Peaches, who has moved back into the neighborhood. But her plan fails when Peaches won't leave Rochelle alone. Meanwhile, Mr. Omar leaves his fish with Drew and Tonya while he is away.
First Aired: 2008-10-10 Share -
Episode 1
Everybody Hates Tattaglia
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As a first-time high school student, Chris is really looking forward to attending a school with some diversity. Unfortunately, when he arrives at school, he discovers that the school's new principal, Ms. Morello, has placed him in the only all-white homeroom.
Meanwhile, Rochelle helps Tonya land a job at Vanessa's beauty salon, but the customers don't take kindly to Tonya's brutally honest comments about their looks.First Aired: 2008-10-03 Share
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Episode 22
Everybody Hates Graduation
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Chris has finally finished with Junior high school, but his joy is tarnished when he discovers that his friend Greg will attend a different High school next year. Chris believes he can raise enough money to attend the same private school in which Greg will be attending. Meanwhile at home, Rochelle enlists Drew to be Tonya's ballet partner in her recital since her partner regular dance partner has been sidelined by an injury.
First Aired: 2008-05-18 Share -
Episode 21
Everybody Hates Mother's Day
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Rochelle gets a rash from Chris' Mother's Day gift, a knockoff perfume of an expensive brand she wanted. Meanwhile, Julius is determined to get back one of Chris' old toys from charity after discovering it is a collector's item.
First Aired: 2008-05-11 Share -
Episode 20
Everybody Hates the Ninth-Grade Dance
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Controversy ensues when Chris invites a white girl to a school dance as his date. Meanwhile, Tonya wants to take ballet lessons.
First Aired: 2008-05-04 Share -
Episode 19
Everybody Hates Being Cool
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Chris is suspended from school after being caught with cigarettes, hoping to become one of the "cool kids." Tonya plans to blackmail him after intercepting the call from the school. Rochelle schemes to get back at Julius by parading around in suggestive clothing, after he decides to keep a coat he received from an ex-girlfriend.
First Aired: 2008-04-27 Share -
Episode 18
Everybody Hates Earth Day
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Chris tries to enlist Julius to help him collect cans for an Earth Day project. Meanwhile, Tonya is reprimanded at school while mimicking her mother, causing Rochelle to try and stop yelling anymore.
First Aired: 2008-04-20 Share -
Episode 17
Everybody Hates Ex-Cons
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Malvo, a career criminal recently released from prison, is helped by Chris to get into his school so he can make something of himself. Also, Rochelle helps a mom learn to handle her unruly daughter. Meanwhile, Julius is a long time Dodgers fan and is distraught to learn Drew follows the Mets, and the two make a bet on which team will win the three game series they are playing.
First Aired: 2008-04-13 Share -
Episode 16
Everybody Hates the BFD
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In hopes of earning enough money to buy tickets for a Run-DMC concert, Chris signs up for a Black Funeral Directors' scholarship sponsored by Mr. Omar, but finds the work deathly tiring. Meanwhile, an arm injury has Rochelle getting others to do her work for her.
First Aired: 2008-04-06 Share -
Episode 15
Everybody Hates Gretzky
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After Drew learns that hockey great Wayne Gretzky is in town for a hockey game, he and Chris skip school in hopes of gaining his autograph. Julius and Rochelle go on a search for them after discovering they had skipped school.
First Aired: 2008-03-30 Share -
Episode 14
Everybody Hates Easter
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Since Tasha had broken up with her boyfriend, Chris agrees to accompany her to an Easter pageant. Rochelle's hopes of winning the Easter hat-off competition for a fourth straight year may be dashed, since the owner of a hat shop has joined the contest.
First Aired: 2008-03-23 Share -
Episode 13
Everybody Hates the First Kiss
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Chris hopes to get his first kiss if he can get invited to a spin the bottle party. Julius uses Tonya to spy on Rochelle, after he becomes jealous when running into her former boyfriend. Meanwhile, Drew is determined to get back the money he had lent to Mr. Omar.
First Aired: 2008-03-16 Share -
Episode 12
Everybody Hates Bad Boys
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Chris tries acting like a "bad boy" to impress Tasha, a girl he has a crush on. Julius is chosen as employee of the month, but he and the family have a hard time redeeming his prize.
First Aired: 2008-03-09 Share -
Episode 11
Everybody Hates the Port Authority
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While the family is on their way to South Carolina to attend a funeral for a relative, Chris loses some of the trip money by gambling at the Port Authority while awaiting their bus.
First Aired: 2008-03-02 Share -
Episode 10
Everybody Hates Kwanza
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Chris helps Kill Moves find his estranged mother as his school assigned good deed to accomplish over the holidays. Meanwhile, Julius decides it would be cheaper to celebrate Kwanzaa than Christmas.
First Aired: 2007-12-10 Share -
Episode 9
Everybody Hates the New Kid
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Greg worries that Chris will forget about him now that another black kid has enrolled in the school. Meanwhile, Rochelle goes on a shopping spree after receiving an unexpected tax refund, but Julius is afraid the IRS will catch up with the mistake and come after the money.
First Aired: 2007-11-26 Share -
Episode 8
Everybody Hates Minimum Wage
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Chris decides to quit working at Doc's store when he discovers he is not even being paid the minimum wage. Rochelle works as a hair model for a hair show. Meanwhile, Julius visits Drew's school to find out why he keeps failing his history tests. Greg wants to summon the courage to be able to speak with a girl.
First Aired: 2007-11-19 Share -
Episode 7
Everybody Hates Houseguests
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Chris is angered by the attention given to Greg from Rochelle when he stays at their home while his father leaves town for the week. Meanwhile, Julius new job as a cab driver brings him adventure when he drives a passenger to Las Vegas, who happens to be a bank robber.
First Aired: 2007-11-12 Share -
Episode 6
Everybody Hates Bed-Stuy
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Chris becomes a reporter for the school newspaper and writes a fictitious story about a serial killer in his neighborhood, which causes widespread panic. Meanwhile, Rochelle campaigns for a slick city councilman, much to Julius' dismay.
First Aired: 2007-11-05 Share -
Episode 5
Everybody Hates the Bachelor Pad
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When his entire family comes down with the flu, Chris stays with Mr. Omar and takes the opportunity to invite Tasha over to watch a Richard Pryor video when Mr. Omar goes out for the evening.
First Aired: 2007-10-29 Share -
Episode 4
Everybody Hates Blackie
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Chris is allowed to get a dog after his family's apartment is robbed, and he's charged with training it to be a guard dog. Meanwhile, since the TV was stolen, Drew and Tonya start making prank phone calls to pass the time.
First Aired: 2007-10-22 Share -
Episode 3
Everybody Hates Driving
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Julius asks Chris to move the family car across the street, but Chris ends up driving to school to impress a girl. Meanwhile, Rochelle goes to traffic court to argue about a speeding ticket.
First Aired: 2007-10-15 Share -
Episode 2
Everybody Hates Caruso
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First Aired: 2007-10-08 Share -
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Everybody Hates the Guidance Counselo...
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Chris scores low on a standardized exam, which lands him a referral to the guidance counselor, Mr. Abbott. Chris tries to explain that the situation is a mistake, but Mr. Abbott forces Chris to undergo a series of mental exams and determines that Chris should be in remedial classes.
First Aired: 2007-10-01 Share
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Episode 22
Everybody Hates the Last Day
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With the end of the school year fast approaching, Chris decides to exact revenge on Caruso to pay him back for making Chris' life miserable for the past two years. Julius insists on fixing Mr. Omar's clogged sink himself rather than calling an expensive plumber, but he only ends up making the situation worse and is reported to the housing authority as a result. Drew can't resist wearing his cap and gown around the house and out to play, despite Rochelle's strict orders not to wear it before graduation.
First Aired: 2007-05-14 Share -
Episode 21
Everybody Hates Math
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With Chris' entire class counting on him to master algebra in time for a math competition, Rochelle takes it upon herself to tutor Chris. Unfortunately, Rochelle's teaching style doesn't do the trick, so Chris is forced to secretly meet with Rochelle's mother, Maxine, a former algebra teacher. Meanwhile, when Drew accidentally breaks Julius' favorite chair, Tonya takes the fall for him, but it turns out the good deed comes with a hefty price tag attached.
First Aired: 2007-05-07 Share -
Episode 20
Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes
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After secretly listening to his parents' comedy albums, Chris tries out some dirty jokes on his classmates and discovers that making people laugh is the key to popularity, but his teacher has a different take on the situation. Rochelle decides the best way to get her mother, Maxine, out of her business is to find her a man, and Drew begins getting unwanted attention from a girl in the neighborhood.
First Aired: 2007-04-30 Share -
Episode 19
Everybody Hates Gambling
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Chris becomes Bed-Stuy's favorite odds-maker after Doc discovers he has a natural talent for predicting a game's outcome. However, Chris' lucky streak comes to a crashing halt when a bookie, Paulie, shows up at Chris' front door. Meanwhile, Tonya decides it's about time she beat Drew at checkers, and Julius goes behind Rochelle's back and places a bet on the upcoming basketball game, not realizing it's his son - Chrissy the Black - calling the shots.
First Aired: 2007-04-23 Share -
Episode 18
Everybody Hates Baseball
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Chris is put in a difficult position when he must choose between going to a baseball game with his dad and Drew and going to the movies with Tasha. Rochelle is overcome with motherly guilt after she realizes she forgot to mail Tonya's letter to the Billy Ocean fan club, and Rochelle's freeloading brother, Michael, asks Vanessa on a date, but has to borrow money from Julius to pay for it.
First Aired: 2007-03-26 Share -
Episode 17
Everybody Hates DJs
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When the neighborhood DJ is arrested in the middle of a party, Chris steps in for him and proves to be a huge hit with the crowd. Unfortunately, his new career takes a bad turn when he borrows his mom's James Brown album and accidentally scratches it. Meanwhile, Julius takes Drew to a magic show, but passes out when he sees a rabbit - a phobia dating back to his childhood.
First Aired: 2007-03-19 Share -
Episode 16
Everybody Hates Chain Snatching
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When Chris thwarts Malvo's attempt at stealing a gold chain from Vanessa, Malvo gives Chris one day - or suffer the consequences - to produce a replacement necklace. Meanwhile, Rochelle's imagination runs wild when she discovers Julius has been hiding a credit card from her for over 15 years. Tonya tries desperately to be the 98th caller to a radio station in order to win tickets to a Billy Ocean concert.
First Aired: 2007-02-26 Share -
Episode 15
Everybody Hates Cutting School
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There's a new movie playing in theaters and Chris and Greg decide to cut school to go see it.
First Aired: 2007-02-19 Share -
Episode 14
Everybody Hates the Substitute
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A scholarly substitute teacher makes Chris' life a living hell by holding him to a higher standard than his classmates. Meanwhile, Tonya learns that she can always get her way by accusing Drew of hitting her, and Mr. Omar gets on Julius' last nerve when he takes advantage of his neighborly generosity. Todd Bridges plays Doc's nephew, Monk.
First Aired: 2007-02-12 Share -
Episode 13
Everybody Hates Snow Day
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When Chris accidentally shows up for school on a "snow day," he and Principal Edwards (Alexander) are stuck with each other until they can reach Chris' parents. Back at home, Julius realizes that Chris is missing and sets out on foot to find him. Meanwhile, when Rochelle finds herself the victim of a subway robbery, she can't help but give the criminal a piece of her mind - and she has plenty to say.
First Aired: 2007-02-05 Share -
Episode 12
Everybody Hates Hall Monitors
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Hoping to get more respect from his classmates and to stop being Caruso's punching bag, Chris signs up to be a hall monitor. However, when the kids still don't take him seriously, Greg suggests that Chris step up his game. Unfortunately, his newfound power as hall monitor goes right to his head, even threatening his friendship with Greg. Tonya discovers that her girlfriends are only hanging out with her to get closer to Drew.
A sleep-deprived Julius struggles to get a little peace and quiet when he can't seem to escape Rochelle and her constant complaints about her new job.First Aired: 2007-01-29 Share -
Episode 11
Everybody Hates Eggs
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Chris must care for an egg like it's a baby for a week as part of a social-studies project on parenting; Tonya believes Drew is a werewolf; Julius tries to find ways to lower the electric bill.
First Aired: 2007-01-22 Share -
Episode 10
Everybody Hates Kris
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Julius works as a department-store Santa and Chris is one of his elves, but Julius frightens the kids when they ask for expensive gifts and Chris gets so sick he has to be hospitalized. While in the hospital, he meets a mysterious man named Kris, who helps him see how blessed he really is.
First Aired: 2006-12-11 Share -
Episode 9
Everybody Hates Superstition
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After Julius lends Chris a pair of lucky socks, Chris begins to notice that he can do no wrong. Meanwhile, Drew and Tonya decide to play their parents, Rochelle and Julius, against each other. Drew enters his school's talent show, but no one in the family has the heart to tell him he has a bad voice.
First Aired: 2006-11-27 Share -
Episode 8
Everybody Hates Thanksgiving
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When Julius' successful younger brother joins the family for Thanksgiving, Julius gets in the competitive spirit, determined to make the perfect meal. However, things go badly after Rochelle realizes they forgot to put the turkey in the oven and Chris burns the family-favorite macaroni and cheese.
First Aired: 2006-11-20 Share -
Episode 7
Everybody Hates Promises
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Students want to impeach Chris as class president after he fails to deliver on his campaign promises. Back at home, Rochelle's ne'er-do-well brother visits after their mother kicks him out of her house, and asks if he can stay. Rochelle agrees, but Julius isn't too happy about it.
First Aired: 2006-11-13 Share -
Episode 6
Everybody Hates the Buddy System
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The school's new principal teams Chris with Caruso on a field trip in the hope that the two will bond. Back at home, Tonya loses one of Rochelle's hoop earrings after her mom tells her she can't wear them.
First Aired: 2006-11-06 Share -
Episode 5
Everybody Hates Malvo
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Chris is robbed by a notorious repeat offender, Malvo, when Doc entrusts him with watching the cash register.
First Aired: 2006-10-30 Share -
Episode 4
Everybody Hates a Liar
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After Chris makes the neighborhood think he and Tasha are dating, Rochelle gets an earful from Tasha's grandmother (Whoopi Goldberg).
First Aired: 2006-10-23 Share -
Episode 3
Everybody Hates Elections
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Chris tries to write a campaign speech to win votes for class president; Rochelle rents out the upstairs apartment to a funeral director with a long list of lady friends; Drew finds money that Rochelle lost and spends it.
First Aired: 2006-10-16 Share -
Episode 2
Everybody Hates the Class President
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Chris runs for eighth-grade class president against Caruso. Back at home, Julius tries to reduce the amount of stress in his life after learning he has high blood pressure.
First Aired: 2006-10-08 Share -
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Everybody Hates Rejection
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Chris's first love moves out of town, but he quickly finds a second to occupy himself. A new neighbor moves into town and trys to start a neighborhood blockwatch. Rochelle thinks its a bad idea, until Julius's truck is stolen.
First Aired: 2006-10-01 Share
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Episode 22
Everybody Hates Father's Day
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When Julius decides that the best Father's Day gift he can receive is spending the day alone, an upset Rochelle decides to take the kids out to places Julius would never go. Meanwhile, Chris is determined to find the perfect gift for his father.
First Aired: 2006-05-11 Share -
Episode 21
Everybody Hates Jail
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When Chris' teacher announces a school cookie-selling competition to raise money for a field trip to Washington, Chris panics and turns to the Bed-Stuy crooks for selling tips, which gets him in trouble with the law.
Meanwhile, Julius surprises Rochelle with tickets to see "Dream Girls" for their anniversary, but when Drew and Tanya get sick with the chicken pox, Julius reluctantly volunteers to stay home.First Aired: 2006-05-04 Share -
Episode 20
Everybody Hates Playboy
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After finding his father's Playboy Magazine, Chris decides to bring it to school, where bully Joey Caruso steals it, but when Chris and Greg attempt to get it back before Julius knows its missing, things go from bad to worse when the school principal confiscates it. Meanwhile, Julius finds out Rochelle is hiding money from him.
First Aired: 2006-04-27 Share -
Episode 19
Everybody Hates Drew
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Hoping that he can finally excel at something and outperform his little brother Drew, Chris convinces his parents to enroll him in karate lessons.
Meanwhile, Julius relents and gives Tonya money to go the hair salon after Rochelle nearly gives her daughter third-degree burns with the hot comb, but the parents quickly regret the decision when Tonya gets a lesson in gossiping from Vanessa and the other ladies at the salon.First Aired: 2006-04-20 Share -
Episode 18
Everybody Hates Corleone
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Fed up with getting a daily butt kicking from his classmates, Chris asks Julius and Rochelle if he can attend the local middle school instead of Corleone Junior High, but when they say no, Chris tries to get himself expelled. Later, Julius is stinking the family out of the house, after starting a new job at a fish market.
First Aired: 2006-04-13 Share -
Episode 17
Everybody Hates Funerals
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When Rochelle's father Gene dies unexpectedly while in town for a visit, Julius and the kids grow increasingly concerned when Rochelle acts as if nothing's wrong. Meanwhile, with her family staying at their house, Rochelle finds herself under constant criticism from her mother, Maxine, and when Rochelle won't defend herself, Chris comes to her rescue, shocking the rest of the family.
First Aired: 2006-03-23 Share -
Episode 16
Everybody Hates the Gout
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Chris fails math but he changes the grade on his report card before showing it to his parents; Julius recovers from the gout by staying at home and watching soap operas.
First Aired: 2006-03-02 Share -
Episode 15
Everybody Hates the Lottery
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At the neighborhood corner store, Chris claims to be the greatest "Asteroids" player in Bed Stuy, until he meets his match and has to defend his title. Meanwhile, to pay the heating bill, Julius and Rochelle have to both give up their guilty pleasures -- chocolate and lottery tickets -- but deprivation soon sends both out searching for a secret "fix."
First Aired: 2006-02-16 Share -
Episode 14
Everybody Hates Valentine's Day
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While all the other kids at school are exchanging Valentine's Day cards, Chris receives a series of "I hate you" cards from the school bully, but love is in the air as he develops a "bus crush" on Tangee, a girl he regularly sees during his daily route. Later, Julius and Rochelle must deal with the unexpected romantic attention Drew and Tonya are getting.
First Aired: 2006-02-09 Share -
Episode 13
Everybody Hates Picture Day
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With Rochelle's help, Chris tries to find an outfit for his school picture so perfect that the other kids will finally think he's cool. Meanwhile, after Tonya refuses to apologize for breaking a toy, Drew retaliates by swiping one of her school shoes. Later, Rochelle attempts to sell cosmetics to her neighbors.
First Aired: 2006-02-02 Share -
Episode 12
Everybody Hates a Part-Time Job
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Chris wants to buy a leather jacket so girls will think he's cool. To earn money for it, he works with his dad delivering newspapers. Meanwhile, Drew dares Tonya to drink a hot-sauce shake and she ends up in the emergency room.
First Aired: 2006-01-19 Share -
Episode 11
Everybody Hates Christmas
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When the water heater breaks in their house, Julius and Rochelle must tell Chris that they can't afford to buy him the new Walkman cassette player that he wants for Christmas. Meanwhile, Drew spills the beans on Santa Claus to Tonya, making her question other things her parents have told her.
First Aired: 2005-12-15 Share -
Episode 10
Everybody Hates Greg
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Tired of constantly being blamed for Tonya’s mischief, Chris decides to hang out and play Atari at Greg's house after school without their parents' permission, but when Greg's dad comes home, Chris ends up hiding out in the closet to avoid getting busted. Meanwhile, Tonya must find innovative ways to stay out of trouble when she no longer has Chris at home to blame.
First Aired: 2005-11-24 Share -
Episode 9
Everybody Hates Food Stamps
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After Julius finds $200 in food stamps, Rochelle swallows her pride and goes to use them, but when a friend spots her at the grocery story, she panics and dips into the family's spending money instead. Meanwhile, Chris and Greg team up for a school science project, but clash when they realize that they have very different ideas on what constitutes a winning project.
First Aired: 2005-11-17 Share -
Episode 8
Everybody Hates the Laundromat
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While Julius and Rochelle shop for a television set, a drowsy Chris is forced to do the laundry at the local laundromat with his siblings on a Saturday morning.
First Aired: 2005-11-10 Share -
Episode 7
Everybody Hates the Babysitter
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When Julius and Rochelle decide to have a "date night," they hire a babysitter to watch the kids, but when she keeps leaving to take care of personal business, Chris is forced to cover for her. Meanwhile, Julius and Rochelle's romantic night out hits a few bumps when the restaurant doesn't accept their coupon and then the place gets robbed.
First Aired: 2005-11-03 Share -
Episode 6
Everybody Hates Halloween
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Chris' plans to attend his neighbor Lisa's big Halloween party are threatened when his mother Rochelle makes him take his younger brother and sister trick-or-treating. Meanwhile, Chris and Greg attempt to dodge holiday pranksters armed with rotten eggs at school. Later, Rochelle objects when cost-conscious Julius wants to give trick-or-treaters the generic "M and N's, " "Nickers" and "Gravy Ways" that he bought.
First Aired: 2005-10-27 Share -
Episode 5
Everybody Hates Fat Mike
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Chris catches a break from the neighborhood thugs when he befriends Fat Mike, one of the cool kids. Meanwhile, Rochelle is forced to go to work when Julius' truck union goes on strike.
First Aired: 2005-10-20 Share -
Episode 4
Everybody Hates Sausage
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Fists, rumors and even "D" batteries fly as the fight between Chris and school bully Joey Caruso (guest star Travis Flory) escalates, forcing school principal Dr. Raymond (guest star Jude Ciccolella) to step in. Meanwhile, when Rochelle quits her job and money gets tight, Julius makes a deal on a crate of sausages so the family has meat on table, but Tonya refuses to touch a link. Later, Drew is inspired to take up karate after watching a kung-fu movie.
First Aired: 2005-10-13 Share -
Episode 3
Everybody Hates Basketball
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Because he's African American, Chris is recruited by the basketball team despite the fact he can't play. Things are made worse when the attention he gets from the school staff and other students hurts his friendship with Greg. Meanwhile, the family decides to rent their upstairs room, but Rochelle becomes increasingly suspicious of Mr. Tate, their new tenant.
First Aired: 2005-10-06 Share -
Episode 2
Everybody Hates Keisha
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Rochelle hires Keisha to tutor Drew in math, giving Chris an opportunity to impress his next-door neighbor. But Chris' plans are thrown off when Keisha begins to make moves of her own. Meanwhile, Julius experiences an awkward moment when he mistakes Keisha's mother for his wife.
First Aired: 2005-09-29 Share -
Episode 1
Everybody Hates the Pilot
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Chris Rock narrates as Brooklyn teenager Chris is uprooted from his school and bused to a white school two-hours away. There, Chris goes head-to-head with a bully, but is able to make a new friend in Greg during his first day. Meanwhile, Chris' father, Julius, and mother, Rochelle, talk about family finances.
First Aired: 2005-09-22 Share
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