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The wedding day has arrived for Calvin and Miranda as a number of issues threaten to ruin their day. One major complication arises as Miranda's father helps birth triplets.

Calvin and Miranda's wedding rehearsal and dinner finds the couple inundated with marital advice, and the ceremonies may be ruined anyway by a unforeseen guest, drunken foolishness and a fainting spell.

Although Calvin has promised Miranda that his bachelor party would be canceled, his family and friends go on with the celebration anyways. The couple's upcoming nuptials are threatened by ensuing complications.

As wedding complications set in as the big day approaches, Calvin and Miranda decide to attend premarital counseling. But instead of helping, the sessions raise more doubt in Miranda's mind.

When Ella assists Miranda's registration for wedding gifts, it causes Calvin and Miranda's nuptial preparation turn ugly. Ella becomes the mother in law from hell when she begins making all of Ella's choices for her, and making it worse is that Calvin agrees with her choices. Elsewhere, the kids are hopeful that CJ and Janine are reconciling after they decide to go on a date together.

Calvin's fiance meets Curtis' dad and discovers the both share an unpleasant history. A subplot for this episode includes a man who was impacted by hurricane Katrina.

Curtis seems annoyed as the Payne's prepare for Jazmine's slumber party.CJ and Janine's trip to the store for party supplies ends in chaos at the barbershop when they meet up with a robber.

Jazmine's teacher recommends she attends a school for the gifted after she aces an aptitude test, but the school is located in North Carolina. Elsewhere, CJ has difficulty in telling Tanya some shocking news.

Calvin's newest attempt to propose to Miranda hits a snag when he misplaces the engagement ring. Also, a secret romance blooms at the barbershop making things even hairier.

Calvin's self doubt causes him to develop cold feet as he readies to pop a marriage proposal to Miranda. Pookie and Peanut offer a helping hand, but instead adds to his dilemma.

Ella, Claretha, Jazmine and her friend set off on a camping trip, where they quickly become lost. Meanwhile, Calvin sets out to find a perfect engagement ring now that he has decided to "pop the question" to Miranda.

A health crisis causes the Payne family to strengthen their bonds. Meanwhile, a jittery Calvin tries to make a visit by Miranda's parents a roaring success.

Ella gets an idea for a new business after she sells a bunch of cakes and cookies. Then, Malik takes up the saxaphone in hopes of impressing a girl.

Malik and Kevin decide to skip school to be with two girls. Meanwhile, Calvin's pal Peanut thinks he knows how to impress the ladies, tell them he owns a barbershop and is a Payne family member.

Curtis puts Malik and Jazmine to work at the firehouse charity food drive as a means of learning the art of money management. Elsewhere, CJ tries to lose his female stalker.

Calvin's buddy has returned home from the Iraq war and prepares to throw him a party along with his posse. Elsewhere, Malik is assigned a school paper on a role model, but who will he choose as the subject?

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Ella makes a new plan which will increase quality family time, by forbidding the clan from using the TV and radio for the next two weeks. Before long, a shocking discovery is revealed about CJ. Elsewhere, a popular film actor begins frequenting the barbershop more often.

Malik assists Jazmine in her attempt to win a spelling bee and dethrone the reigning champion. Elsewhere, Curtis believes that Ella is having an affair.

Jazmine is jealous that Malik is going on a camping trip with the Payne men, but Ella assures her that they will have an all-girls night someday.

Kiki is not happy to learn that Dana is dating her brother. Also, Jazmine speaks a curse word in which she heard Curtis use.

Curtis and Ella are excited about attending their college reunion until they discover that an ex-flame has written a book about the sexual activities of collegians. Meanwhile, CJ is being left in charge of a group of children by himself.

Claretha is upset when she learns her car has been stolen. Meanwhile, Calvin is mislead over the disposition of Miranda's nephew whom he has agreed to babysit, when he turns out to be a handful.

Angel turns for advice from Ella and Claretha to better understand the guys objection of women at the firehouse. Meanwhile, Malik becomes headstrong with power after babysitting for Jazmine.

Malik plans to become a cheerleader to get the phone numbers of all the girls on the squad. Meanwhile, Janine wants to take the next step with her relationship with Bryan, forcing her to bid adieu to the children.

Revelations of Janine's pregnancy causes a stir when she and CJ attend a party with their dates. Curtis connects with the cable guy after his TV fades out.

An abuse victim receives support from Ella and Claretha. Meanwhile, Keenan's bachelor party features a stripper which exceeds expectations.

Janine's mother has left her husband and is coming to live with the Paynes, bringing along her pushy attitude and insensitive remarks. Meanwhile, Janine's pregnancy is becoming all too obvious.

Calvin is causing friction within the house with his late nights and domestic irresponsibility, which makes him move in with his girlfriend. Meanwhile, one of Claretha's most prized possessions is damaged when Malik and Jazmine are hired to clean her house.

Tanya is questioned by CJ after she appears in a racy music video. Meanwhile, the Payne's home is used for a stakeout as the FBI keeps an eye on their neighbor.

The Payne's are torn apart by a moral dilemma when $50,000 is found in CJ's truck.

Curtis is offered a fire chief's job in Los Angeles, but Ella is against the move. Meanwhile, Tanya's over assertive girlfriend has a run in with CJ.

Malik's best friend Kevin is injured by a hit and run driver. Meanwhile, Calvin is hired for a most unusual job.

Janine wants to reveal a secret to CJ and the kids, while Calvin has some stunning news of his own concerning his education.

A lump in her breast sends Ella to the hospital for an examination. Meanwhile, Calvin sees a crime being committed in the neighborhood.

Game night at the house finds the men challenging the women. Playing tonight besides the Payne's is Calvin and CJ's girlfriends, along with Janine's boyfriend and Ella's longtime friend. But the fun ends when a secret is exposed.

The Payne family dinner will be graced by Malik's new girlfriend, and Miranda, who had ripped off Calvin in a previous romance but insists she has reformed.

Janine dates an ex-football star, while CJ goes out with Tanya, as CJ is amazed to see Janine's date giving out lavish gifts to Malik and Jazmine. Meanwhile, Jazmine is plagued with odor problems.

Ella, believing that Curtis is taking her for advantage, causes a bump in their marriage. But things get worse when Madia ends up in one of Curtis' dreams. Meanwhile, Malik hopes to woo a cheerleader by becoming a football hero.

A night together for CJ and Janine leads to an interrogation by the Payne family. Also, a jealous husband believes that Curtis has romantic feelings for his wife.

A woman causes complications at a wedding when she eyes CJ, who has his sites set on Janine. Meanwhile, some of Calvin's friends offer to help at the firehouse.

A dinner invitation from a female counselor causes a mix up for Calvin. Meanwhile, Curtis is excited over a poker party to be held at the firehouse, that is, unless he needs to stay home and watch the kids.

Curtis can't take much more when Ella comes down with the flu and is left in charge of cleaning, cooking and care for Malik, CJ and Janine, who also catch the bug. Meanwhile, Jazmine lands the lead role as a princess in a play.

The Payne's fear Janine has returned to her old habits when she starts acting in a bizarre behavior and returns home with a black eye. Also, Malik wants to purchase a new pair of sneakers.

Jazmine is scheduled for surgery when she has an appendix attack. Meanwhile, Curtis is on the hunt for a pesky rat which is roaming the firehouse.

The Payne's welcome their niece Renee when she arrives in town for a scholarship interview. Meanwhile, Bart's nephew challenges Malik in a firefighting contest while visiting the fire station.

Janine's former drug dealer arrives seeking owed money, causing an unsettled Curtis to consider buying a handgun for safety. Elsewhere, bullying at school is wearing down Malik.

Tracie provides shocking news to Calvin, as he tried to prove his worth. Meanwhile, Jazmine refuses to see a dentist despite her painful toothache.

Curtis has been left alone at the firehouse with a pregnant woman who is in labor, as the crew goes on a call. Meanwhile, Tracie and Calvin's relationship wilts after she challenges his maturity level.

Janine spontaneously squires the children to an amusement park, but things aren't so amusing when she fails to get CJ's consent. The emotional roller coaster continues for CJ when he discovers Calvin is wooing Tracie.

Payne family ties are tested upon Janine's return home, as young Malik is taunted by his classmates because of his troubled mother.

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Madea teaches Curtis the true meaning of Christmas after he turns into a Scrooge when his highly anticipated Hawaii trip is canceled.

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While Curtis and his fire company engaged in a raging blaze, but when Calvin tries to prove himself during the fire which results in a perilous situation. Meanwhile, young Malik tries to act smooth with a girl while chatting on the phone.

Curtis' Christmas spirit disappears after his planned trip to Hawaii is canceled. But Madea steps in to teach Curtis what the holidays are all about.

Ella and Curtis enjoy having their home to themselves since CJ has moved out. But will a break in at CJ's apartment change all this.

CJ's new apartment may be more than what he can handle. Ella's kindness towards Janine turns into exploitation.

Malik and his buddy Kyle attend a court hearing for their motorcycle accident.

An angry Ella boots Curtis out of the house in the wake of his self-indulgent motorcycle purchase. Holed up at the firehouse, Curtis seeks Ella's forgiveness. Meanwhile, CJ and Nicole's relationship is severely tested.

Curtis gears up to buy a motorcycle---but he needs to tap into his retirement nest egg to do so. Meanwhile, an ultracool kid from New York City arrives and strikes up a friendship with Malik.

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CJ and Nicole's budding romance hits a bump when CJ's old friend resurfaces, stirring up jealousy in Nicole. Meanwhile, the Payne children push to get a pooch.

When his divorce from Janine is at last finalized, CJ attempts to start life anew, and his firehouse buddies urge him to savor the single life. Meanwhile, Janine tries to reconnect with the Paynes.

Curtis is unwittingly roped into helping a bank robber. Meanwhile, Malik must craft a documentary for a school assignment.

Jazmine, worried that her father's newfound romance will rip apart their family, plots to break CJ and Nicole up. Elsewhere, Curtis is tasked to clean the attic, but the old items stir sentimental memories---and keep him from throwing anything away.

CJ tries to balance going out on a date with Nicole and having a father-daughter day with Jazmine. Elsewhere, Jazmine reinvents her look in an effort to woo Malik's pal Kevin.

C.J. has a date with Nicole, who tells him she's waiting until marriage to have sex. Elsewhere, Jazmine cheats on a math test.

Following Pop Brown's funeral, Brown, Cora and Will head to the Payne household. Brown is upset over the fact that Pop Brown left him his beat-up house, which makes him think that his father hated him. Meanwhile, after a bad date, Calvin starts his own dating website, shesawhack.com, but it quickly backfires.

Tension escalates between Curtis and Mr. Brown, a Payne houseguest in the wake of his home fire. Meanwhile, Malik gets a tattoo and comes to regret that decision.

Part 1 of 2. A neighbor moves in with the Paynes after a fire renders his home uninhabitable, but the man soon emerges as an annoying houseguest. Elsewhere, Calvin finds romance---with a con artist.

A nasty storm hits Atlanta, overwhelming the firehouse. The chaos proves contagious as C.J., Ella and Claretha miscommunicate about retrieving the kids from school---a mix-up that leads to sparks flying between C.J. and the assistant principal.

Jazmine "rescues" a hamster from her school and Mrs. Jamieson, the assistant principal, comes to the Payne household to investigate. Malik finds out the truth behind the hamster, and he and Jazmine form a pact to keep it a secret. But when Calvin becomes involved, the whole situation spirals into mayhem.

Curtis is unnerved about having to undergo a colonoscopy. Elsewhere, Calvin woos an HIV-positive woman.

CJ finds that everyone wants to set him up with someone. Tension between Angel and Calvin grows, and an HIV-positive woman volunteers at the Help Center.

Curtis wheels, deals and spiels in order to get out of jury duty. Elsewhere, Malik designs his Internet profile and plunges into the computer-dating pool.

Ella is arrested when she's a victim of mistaken identity. Elsewhere, Calvin fumbles in his attempts to cram for college tests.

The Paynes journey to Florida sans Calvin, who stays at home---only to throw a house party. But a fire just might snuff out Calvin's party plans.

Janine returns with friends in tow, only to pilfer from the Payne home. Elsewhere, Calvin shapes up to participate in a marathon.

Conclusion. The discovery that CJ may have fathered another child remains a family issue.

Part 1 of 2. CJ's life turns topsy-turvy upon the shocking discovery that he may have fathered another child. Meanwhile, Malik raises concerns when he keeps company with the wrong crowd.

Jazmine decides to enter politics by running for school president. Meanwhile, Curtis and Ella enroll in an art class together.

Ella worries that Malik has obsessive-compulsive disorder when the youngster becomes overly consumed with taking showers. Meanwhile, the firehouse gang prepares for the annual inspection---sans help from Curtis.

As the firehouse guys fire off fund-raising ideas for charity, they await the imminent arrival of a new female firefighter, who just might stir up their male-dominated world. And Calvin gives commerce pointers to young Jazmine, who sets out to sell candy for her school.

When Curtis has intimacy problems with Ella, he seeks help from the firehouse gang and from his anger-management coach. Elsewhere, an in-debt CJ tries to ward off creditors.

Janine's somewhat smug parents---upon sensing a family situation that could be harmful for children---file for custody of young Jazmine and Malik. Meanwhile, Curtis' firehouse scores an award for fastest response time, but then its speedy fire truck vanishes.

Janine's self-righteous parents visit the Payne household searching for their daughter, and a wincing CJ realizes it's his job to inform them of Janine's serious personal problems.

An intense anti-drug school presentation disturbs young Jazmine, prompting CJ to counsel her. Meanwhile, after rescuing a poodle, Curtis plans to use the reward money to purchase a massage chair for his office.

Curtis yearns for CJ and his family to finally move out of the house, so the cranky patriarch hands him money to do so---but CJ may need the cash for something else. Meanwhile, Calvin tries to impress a woman, fibbing to her that the Payne house is his.

CJ's frustration over Janine's predicament impacts his family life and career. Meanwhile, Curtis grows concerned when he sees young Malik wearing a ballerina tutu.

The family searches for a missing Janine. Meanwhile, curmudgeonly Curtis lands in an anger-management class overseen by a flamboyant counselor.

Family bonds are tested when Calvin has cash-flow issues and CJ confronts Janine about her problems.

Cj is down and Janine grows increasingly agitated in the wake of the destruction of their house due to a fire. As CJ deals with not having a home, he also investigates the cause of the blaze.

In an attempt to reinvent himself for his birthday party, Cletus bleaches his teeth, colors his hair and tries to fit into his rookie fireman uniform. Meanwhile, his family is trying to plan a surprise party but the fire alarm keeps interrupting.

Young Malik is being bullied in school, but his tormentor is a girl with a formidable foster mother.