Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian Write a Novel; World Collectively Vomits

Snooki has her own book, so you didn't think that the Kardashians were going to go very long without their own, did you?

The Kardashian sisters--Kim, Khloe and Kourtney--have written a novel and are set to release it soon. I guess that answers the question "how many Kardashians does it take to write a novel?"

The book, titled Dollhouse, will center on the glamorous lives of a famous family. I wonder where they got the concept from?

"The novel is based on our lives but we've added a lot of crazy fictional twists and turns," wrote Kim Kardashian on her blog. "You'll have to decide for yourself which story lines are true to life, and which ones we dreamed up. LOL."

First of all, Kim, I don't think it'll be that hard to figure out. Secondly, we're talking about story lines your ghost writers "dreamed up." Don't even try to pretend that you and your sisters were sitting in front of a typewriter and slaving over this brilliant work of fiction. LOL.

The move is a questionable one on the Kardashians' part, considering that books by "Jersey Shore" cast members did not sell all that well. But for those with an interest in the macabre, the Kardashian's novel will hit bookshelves on November 1st.