Ep 9. Alley of the Dolls

Alley of the Dolls is the ninth episode of the second season of Married…with Children. The episode begins with Peggy discovering that Kelly, her daughter, has been performing for a group of men in a nightclub called "The Jiggly Room." Fearing the worst, Peggy turns to her husband, Al, for a solution to the problem.

Al devises a plan to infiltrate The Jiggly Room and confront Kelly's employer, a man named Ace, directly. Despite initial hesitations, Peggy agrees to assist Al in his plan, and the couple sets out to save their daughter.

Disguised as a stripper, Peggy is taken to the club by Al, who poses as a limousine driver. Al's plan is to get Kelly out of the club and convince her to quit her job by any means necessary. However, when Al overhears Ace discussing a new business venture involving dolls, the situation takes a turn for the worse.

In an attempt to get more information on Ace's business, Al decides to buy a doll from Ace's new line. But, when Al discovers that the dolls are not just your average children's toys, but rather lifelike sex dolls, he is horrified. Determined to put a stop to Ace and his immoral business practices, Al decides to use Peggy's skills as a homemaker to create a new line of dolls.

With Peggy's help, Al constructs a line of dolls that he believes will revolutionize the doll market. However, when he attempts to sell his dolls to Ace, things don't go as planned. Ace is less than impressed with Al's creation and refuses to buy them, leaving Al with a warehouse full of unsellable dolls.

In the end, Kelly agrees to quit her job at The Jiggly Room, much to the relief of her parents. However, Al is left with a mountain of debt from his failed business venture. Despite this setback, Al is determined to come up with a new plan to get out of debt and make a name for himself in the world of business.

Overall, Alley of the Dolls is a hilarious episode that showcases the comedic genius of the Married…with Children cast. From Peg's outrageous dance moves to Al's failed business endeavors, fans of the show are sure to love this episode.