Identity of Arnold's Love Child, Baby Mamma Revealed (Includes Photos)

Let the cruel comments begin. You're going to see these photos anyway, so we figured we'd go ahead and be the ones to share.

ABC reported today that the mother of Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child is Mildred "Patty" Baena, who served as housekeeper for the Governator and his wife Maria Shriver for 20 years.

In case you were off camping in Siberia yesterday, Schwarzenegger dropped the bomb ealy Tuesday that he had a child out of wedlock with a then-unnamed household staff member. According to ABC, the child is 14 years old, which means that Schwarzenegger impregnated Baena during Shriver's pregnancy with Schwarzenegger's son Christopher, which makes him an even bigger assh%^$ than we knew before.

According to Baena's MySpace page, which is inexplicably still up after being linked to from hundreds of news sources this morning, she is 47 years old and lives in Calbasas, California.

While many media outlets have chosen to blur out the face of Schwarzenegger and Baena's child, they all seem fine with linking to Baena's MySpace profile, where the pictures are out there plain as day. Since we're pretty sure you're capable of clicking through on a MySpace link, we'll spare you the Photoshopped nonsense and just show you the pics.

What we can tell you from the pictures is that Mildred Baena is an normal-looking, overweight, middle-aged housekeeper with what looks like a pretty happy family and a child who looks like a young Conan the Barbarian. Oh, and she's into pirates, which is cool.

Not exactly the typical love interest of your average movie star/Governor, but it sounds like Arnold's taste may have varied, well beyond his beautiful wife.

Check out photos of Mildred Baena and Arnold Schwarzenegger's 14 year old son below, and if you're gonna comment, be kind: