I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle

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"Most motorcycles run on petrol, this one runs on blood!"
  • NR
  • 1989
  • 1 hr 41 min
  • 5.4  (1,554)

I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle is a British horror-comedy film that was released in 1990. Directed by Dirk Campbell and starring Neil Morrissey, Amanda Noar, and Michael Elphick, the movie follows the story of a young man who buys a motorcycle that turns out to be possessed by a bloodthirsty vampire. Neil Morrissey plays the lead character, Noddy, who is on the lookout for a bike that he can use to impress his girlfriend Kim (played by Amanda Noar). He ends up buying a second-hand motorcycle from a group of Satanists who are trying to summon a demon. Unbeknownst to him, the motorcycle is possessed by a vampire that was killed by the Satanists many years ago.

Soon after Noddy starts riding the bike, strange things start to happen. The motorcycle seems to have a mind of its own and begins to kill people wherever Noddy takes it. Things escalate quickly, and Noddy finds himself embroiled in a battle between the Satanists and the vampire, with his own life hanging in the balance.

Throughout the film, there are several hilarious moments that will have audiences both cringing and laughing out loud. One standout scene involves Noddy's friend, who accidentally gets bitten by the vampire and turns into a comedic monster. The film also features some impressive practical effects that add to the overall charm of the movie.

Despite its relatively low budget, I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle manages to deliver a fun and entertaining experience that will satisfy fans of horror-comedy. The performances are solid throughout, with Neil Morrissey and Amanda Noar delivering standout performances as the lead couple. Michael Elphick also shines as the detective who is investigating the strange occurrences.

One of the film's strengths is its ability to balance horror and comedy. While there are certainly some gruesome moments, the film never takes itself too seriously and is never overly dark. Instead, the humor helps to lighten the mood and make the more intense scenes more manageable.

Overall, I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle is an enjoyable film that is sure to entertain fans of horror-comedy. It may not be for everyone, but audiences who enjoy a good laugh and some cheesy special effects are sure to have a good time.

I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle is a 1989 comedy with a runtime of 1 hour and 41 minutes. It has received moderate reviews from critics and viewers, who have given it an IMDb score of 5.4.

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  • Release Date
    1989
  • MPAA Rating
    NR
  • Runtime
    1 hr 41 min
  • Language
    English
  • IMDB Rating
    5.4  (1,554)