Watch Eat My Ffab Shorts One

Three funny short films from award winning film-maker Phil Moran. Carl and Mark. Two aging forever-students, enjoy a day out. The first of many adventures, Carl and Mark show that cultural ignorance is essential if you want to get by in the modern world. Bad Date. A psychiatrist is so fed up with his work that he can no longer hear his patients. In an attempt to alleviate the boredom he decides to kill the patient he hates most of all; a sexually frustrated woman desperate for a man. The Romantic. Heidi, a pretty librarian, receives a Valentine's card on the 13th February. A clue to the admirer's identity is hidden amongst the books where she works it says. A tray of rancid meat spelling 'ME' shocks her - and it's only the first clue of 5.