Watch Let's Rob the Cheese Shop

Ever thought of robbing the place you work? Well, if you do, don't recruit your college friends; especially, if one has a drug problem and the other has an unrequited crush on you. "Sex, Drugs, & Cheese" - we'll pause here for the disclaimer: This story contains a sharp combination of these vices, so if you prefer your cheese mild, this film is not for you. While procrastinating for their mid-terms, three college friends haphazardly plan a heist of the business where Daphne works, a gourmet cheese shop. Daphne, who outwardly appears the sweet girl-next-door, is entrusted with closing the Cheese Shop. Occasionally, during idle time at work, she fantasizes about robbing the place. When she inadvertently presents the idea to her guy friends, (Alex, who has an open crush on Daphne, and Vance, who once consummated a crush with Daphne), they jump aboard. That night, they decide to 'case' the Cheese Shop. After some active brainstorming, they construct a foolproof plan. Alex and Vance will stop by the Cheese Shop while Daphne closes the shop solo, and then they will over-power her and lock her in the bathroom. The money set aside for the night's deposits will be taken, and Daphne will appear to be a victim of armed robbers. They think it's genius. Once alone with Alex, Daphne states she has misgivings about the plan, and discloses to Alex about the bad luck which followed a previous 'breaking the law' moment. Meanwhile, Vance is engaged in ingesting various pharmaceuticals and is quite intent on carrying out the plan with or without their consent. As the evening unfolds, two back out of the criminal plans. The third meets the MILF of his dreams . . .