Kim Kardashian's New Music Video 'Jam (Turn it Up)': Watch a Mercifully Short Preview
by Richard Sharp
Okay, NOW we see why everyone was so excited to watch Kim Kardashian's wedding, and how she was totally able to score millions for the footage and photos of her nuptials.
It's her staggering musical talents!
Witness the extraordinary virtuoso performance she delivers on the video for her new joint "Jam (Turn it Up)."
Be amazed by the stunning lyricism, the jaw-dropping vocal range, the revolutionary fusion of modern artistic sensibility with a master's approach to musicality. Or you could just look at her pink latex-clad ass.
Luckily for all of us, this is just a preview (because, you know, the real video will be so momentous that it totally requires a teaser).
We expect the actual video may feature even more of Kardashian's ass, and it's rumored that she may even continue using Auto-Tune for the rest of the song, but when you're talking about the Bob Dylan of Bodacious Bootied Bimbos, you never know what future masterworks are possible.
Watch Kim Kardashian's "Jam (Turn it Up)" preview:
Listen to the entire song here, if you really want to: