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"Please don't feed the children."
  • R
  • 2015
  • 1 hr 36 min
  • 5.7  (28,123)
  • 49

Cooties is a 2014 horror comedy movie directed by Jonathan Milott and Cary Murnion. The movie stars Elijah Wood, Rainn Wilson, and Alison Pill in leading roles. The plot of the movie revolves around a group of elementary school students who become infected with a virus that turns them into zombie-like creatures. The teachers are then forced to fight for their survival against their own infected students.

The movie starts with a brief introduction of the main characters - Clint (Elijah Wood), a substitute teacher who dreams of becoming a writer; Wade (Rainn Wilson), a sarcastic and belligerent physical education teacher; and Lucy (Alison Pill), a sweet-natured and naive third-grade teacher. The three of them work at Fort Chicken Elementary School, a run-down school in the small town of Fort Chicken, Illinois.

One day, a strange shipment of chicken nuggets arrives at the school. The nuggets are contaminated with a virus that infects children but not adults, causing them to turn into flesh-eating monsters with a craving for human flesh. The first signs of the infection occur during the lunch break when a young girl in Lucy's class becomes uncontrollably violent and bites another student, setting off a chain reaction of infected children.

As the outbreak spreads throughout the school, Clint, Wade, Lucy, and a group of other teachers are forced to fight their way out of the building, using any means necessary to protect themselves and survive. The group finds themselves trapped inside the school, with the infected children swarming around them, forcing them to make difficult choices about who to save and who to sacrifice.

The movie is a classic horror-comedy, with plenty of gory violence and dark humor. The infected children are both terrifying and hilarious, with their childish antics and grotesque transformations. The movie draws inspiration from classic horror movies like Night of the Living Dead and the zombie-kid genre popularized by movies like Children of the Corn.

One of the strengths of the movie is its cast. Elijah Wood is outstanding as the timid and nerdy Clint, providing a relatable and likable protagonist. Rainn Wilson's performance as the foul-mouthed and comically violent PE teacher provides some of the movie's funniest moments, while Alison Pill is endearing as the sweet and innocent Lucy.

Another strength of the movie is its pacing. The movie moves quickly from the initial outbreak to the final escape sequence, never slowing down for too long. The action scenes are expertly choreographed, with plenty of blood and guts to satisfy horror fans. The movie also provides plenty of laughs, with witty dialogue and clever satire of the American school system.

Despite its humor, the movie does delve into some deeper themes. There are hints of social commentary, with the movie exploring the idea of adult responsibility and the futility of trying to protect children from the harsh realities of the world. The movie also raises questions about the role of education in society, and the value of a school system that is failing its students.

All in all, Cooties is a fun and entertaining horror comedy that is sure to please fans of the genre. The movie's balance of gore and humor sets it apart from other movies in the zombie-kid genre, while its talented cast and strong pacing make it an enjoyable and engaging watch.

Cooties is a 2015 comedy with a runtime of 1 hour and 36 minutes. It has received mostly poor reviews from critics and viewers, who have given it an IMDb score of 5.7 and a MetaScore of 49.

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