I Hate Kids

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"3 words made him famous. 3 days will change his life."
  • PG-13
  • 2019
  • 1 hr 29 min
  • 5.0  (2,207)
  • 12

I Hate Kids is a 2019 comedy movie directed by John Asher starring Tom Everett Scott as Nick Pearson, a successful author who is about to marry the love of his life, Suzanne (Rachel Boston). However, his plans change when a 13-year-old boy named Mason (Julian Feder) shows up on his doorstep claiming to be his son. Nick is caught off guard and initially denies Mason's claims, but after a DNA test confirms the boy's paternity, Nick embarks on a road trip with the child and his best man, Cal (Tituss Burgess), to find Mason's birth mother and give him away. Along the way, the trio meets a wacky cast of characters who all have their own opinions and theories about why Nick hates kids.

The movie opens with Nick about to propose to Suzanne when Mason interrupts, throwing Nick's plans into disarray. Nick has never wanted children and is horrified at the idea of being a father. Cal tries to be supportive but also makes it clear that he doesn't want anything to do with taking care of a child. However, Mason is insistent that Nick accompany him on his quest to find his mother.

On their journey, they meet a cast of quirky characters, including a psychic with a crazy theory about Nick's past life, a woman who falls head over heels for Nick, and a hitchhiking couple who claim to be on a mission to save the world. Through these encounters, Nick begins to question why he hates kids so much and what it means to be a good father.

Throughout the movie, Nick also struggles with his relationship with Suzanne, who becomes increasingly frustrated with his lack of enthusiasm for having a family. The tension between the couple escalates as Nick becomes more attached to Mason but remains adamant about giving him up once they find his birth mother.

As the trio gets closer to their destination, Nick discovers a painful secret from his past that helps him understand his aversion to fatherhood, and Mason learns a valuable lesson about family and the importance of loving those around you. In the end, Nick is faced with a difficult decision that will determine both his and Mason's future.

I Hate Kids is a heartwarming and humorous take on the age-old question of what it means to be a family. It explores the ups and downs of parenthood and the importance of letting go of past traumas to move forward towards a brighter future. The performances by Tom Everett Scott, Tituss Burgess, and Julian Feder are top-notch and perfectly capture the quirky spirit of the movie.

Overall, I Hate Kids is a must-watch for anyone who has ever questioned whether or not they want to have children. It offers a fresh perspective on the joys and struggles of parenthood and leaves the viewer with a newfound appreciation for the power of family.

I Hate Kids is a 2019 comedy with a runtime of 1 hour and 29 minutes. It has received poor reviews from critics and viewers, who have given it an IMDb score of 5.0 and a MetaScore of 12.

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