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"Protecting America's assets."

Deputy Larry Stalder (Larry the Cable Guy) is completing his exercise routines when the sheriff calls him at home. One of the residents is making threats, and the sheriff needs Larry to stop by and help out. When Larry gets there, he realizes that the threat is against the resident's horse, and it is to put her down because the horse keeps throwing him.

Larry checks under the saddle and sees that the horse and saddle has not been cleaned, fixes the problem and everyone is happy. By the time he gets back to the local diner, Larry is proud of his accomplishments and tells his buddies as much.

While at the diner, Larry observes four men in black suits, and a woman who he deduces is being kidnapped and needs to be rescued. He follows them from the diner and catches up with them at the last fuel stop in the area. He has the mechanic sabotage the fuel hose, long enough for him to grab the hostage, whose name is Madeleine ( Ivana Milicevic) and take off with her.

The men in black turn out to be FBI agents who were taking Madeleine to witness protection, and gave chase, but Larry had a little surprise in the form of a Nitro boost, allowing him to escape their clutches.

Larry suspects that the men in black are not genuine FBI operatives, and he requests a letter of recommendation to help him get in to the Bureau, in exchange he is prepared to hand over Madeleine. When he meets with them, he is convinced that he was right about their identity, and decides to take Madeleine all the way to Chicago himself.

The men in black head to Larry's home in the hopes of figuring out his plans, but they run into Connie. This comedy drama is directed by Charles Robert Carner, with a supporting role by Jenny McCarthy as Connie.

PG-13
| 2008 | 1 hr 39 min | 3.3/10 | 17/100
Cast
Larry the Cable Guy, Richard Bull, J. David Moeller, Will Clinger
Studio
Lions Gate Films
Director
Charles Robert Carner
Language
English
Ad
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Also directed by Charles Robert Carner

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