Watch Fodor's Hamlet

"The Ghost - "Useful things to have around, children, never really bothered with them before, but now I find I can use the little brats to get back into the real world I'm just interested. That little git son of mine will do just what I want him to do. Funny the things you find out when you're dead." Ophelia - "It's because I'm a woman isn't it? People think that just because you're a woman you can't think. Well if I'm so thick then how come people always say how nice my room is? I picked all the colors. It was me. You can't be thick and do that sort of thing" Polonia - "People like to be led. The higher the goosestep the better. I've a few little plans for the Hamlet brat, marrying my sister will help my political career no end. She's the brains of a turnip but if I can keep him dangling long enough he'll do anything I, unseen say." Laertes - "Just 'cos they were born in the right families they think they can tell us what to do. Who built your cities, your empires, who fought your wars? If that poncy git screws my sister it'll be the last. Let's see how well Hamlet dances without his buttons". Starring William Belchambers, Max Davis, Alexander Fodor, James Frail, Alan Hanson, Keaton Makki, Thomas Matthews