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Hardbodies is a raunchy, sex-oriented comedy that was released in 1984. The story revolves around three friends who are middle-aged and having trouble getting women. The three men are all divorced with kids and they are trying desperately to relive their glory days. They hire a young man to teach them how to meet women and pick them up at the beach. The men even rent an apartment right on the ocean.

One of the characters is Scotty Palmer. Scotty is a con man who has lost his place to live because of his ways. Scotty is desperately trying to find a way to make money. In his spare time, he is a student and surfer. Eventually, he meets the three middle-aged men. The men all have terrible luck when it comes to picking up women. When they meet Scotty, they realize he has amazing skills in the lady department. They decide to have him teach him how to meet women. In exchange, Scotty can stay at their beach house for free. At first Scotty is disgusted by the middle-aged men and feels as if they are pathetic. Eventually, he learns to deal with them.

Scotty ends up being a good teacher and teaches the men a lot about how to speak with women. During the process of teaching, Scotty ends up falling in love with a woman named Kristi. Kristi knows that Scotty has been a playboy before he met her and she allows him to be himself when they first meet. However she soon grows tired of his behavior and she insists that he change his ways. Eventually, Scotty comes to realize that Kristi is the most important thing to him and he decides to change his ways for good. One of the men drives to get with Kristi and a lot of trouble arises. Only one of the men is a really decent and funny guy. The third man eventually grows tired of the endless chasing of women and decides to leave the group. The movie is rated R and it features some nudity, mature themes and a lot of sexual innuendo. The movie is an hour and 28 minutes. It stars Grant Cramer and Teal Roerts. It was directed by Mark Griffiths and Mary Ann Fisher.

Hardbodies is an Comedy movie that was released in 1984 and has a run time of 1 hr 28 min. It has received poor reviews from critics and viewers, who have given it an IMDb score of 4.9 and a MetaScore of 1.

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| 1984 | 1 hr 28 min | 4.9/10 | 1/100
Grant Cramer, Teal Roberts, Gary Wood, Michael Rapport
Mark Griffiths
Produced By
Jeff Begun

Also starring Grant Cramer