Onion News Network
Season 3
Ep 409. Retiring Pope Half-Heartedly Suggests Grabbing Lunch Sometime With God
- February 28, 2013
A report finds Chinese third-graders are falling behind U.S. high school students in math and science, a nostalgic warden has seen 3 generations of a family come through prison, and a battle of wits with an unwieldly burrito nears its thrilling endgame. I