The Cramp Twins Season 1 Episode 12 Grandma's Piano / Guide Games

"Grandma's Piano" Mrs. Cramp's mother comes for a visit, bringing a baby grand piano with which she hopes to find out whether there's an ounce of talent or culture in her grandchildren. The old lady is thoroughly unpleasant to everyone, complains about everything and ignores Mrs. Cramp, who wants desperately to please her. She mistakes Tony Parsons for her son-in-law, causing Mrs. Cramp to introduce her husband as the piano teacher when he arrives home for dinner. In the end, Lucien's stilted rendition of Brahms' Lullaby almost drives Grandma out of the house, but when Wayne throws Tony into the piano and begins banging away at it, it's music to Grandma's ears. To everyone's horror, she decides to extend her visit indefinitely. "Guide Games" It's a "soap day" in Soap City. Flakes from The Haz Chem soap factory are falling all over town, making it look like a picture postcard winter wonderland. Wayne and Lucien get engaged as guides for a family of tourists. Wayne's tour emphasizes such amusing local oddities as the stream that turns toenails pink and the orange geyser that dissolves metal. Lucien wants the tourists to understand the toxic effects of the factory's chemical emissions. While most Soap City residents have developed immunity to them, the Swamp folk have not. And neither, of course, have the tourist.