Ep 3. Kimmy Goes on a Date!

Kimmy Goes on a Date! is the third episode of the first season of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. In this episode, Kimmy decides to try her luck with dating but finds that modern dating is not as easy as she thought it would be.

Kimmy is set up on a date by her new boss, Jacqueline's assistant, who assures her that the guy is a catch. Kimmy is nervous but excited at the prospect of going on a date with someone who isn't a creepy cult leader or her bunkmate Dong. As she prepares for her date, she asks Titus for advice on how to act and dress since she's been out of the dating scene for 15 years. Titus gives her some tips and even offers to spy on her during the date to make sure everything goes smoothly.

At the restaurant, Kimmy meets her date, a man named Keith who seems nice and genuine, but Kimmy quickly realizes that they have nothing in common. She struggles to keep the conversation going and fill in the awkward silences, but Keith appears to be equally uninterested. When he starts to use his phone during the date, Kimmy decides that she's had enough and excuses herself to the bathroom. Once there, she decides to ditch the date and leave without saying goodbye.

While Kimmy is on her disastrous date, Titus babysits Jacqueline's stepdaughter Xanthippe and realizes that he has a talent for entertaining children. He decides to pursue a career in children's entertainment and starts by creating a puppet show for Xanthippe. She is not initially impressed with the show but eventually warms up to it once Titus incorporates a song about being different.

Meanwhile, Jacqueline is having problems with her husband Julian, who is upset that she is not living up to her wife duties. Jacqueline attempts to appease Julian by inviting him to a dinner party but ends up humiliating herself and him in front of their guests.

Kimmy returns home from her date feeling disappointed and defeated. However, her roommates Titus and Lillian assure her that it's not her fault and that dating is just hard. Kimmy decides to take a break from dating and focus on herself for a while.

Overall, Kimmy Goes on a Date! is a hilarious episode that explores the difficulties of modern dating. With its witty dialogue and charming characters, this episode is sure to entertain both new and old fans of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.