Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

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"The Army Will Never Be The Same"
  • PG-13
  • 2008
  • 1 hr 38 min
  • 4.3  (4,425)

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is a 2008 comedy film which stars Jessica Simpson as Megan Valentine, a famous Hollywood actress who unknowingly enlists in the United States Army after a very public breakdown. The film also stars Vivica A. Fox as Sergeant Louisa Morley, Steve Guttenberg as Acting Sergeant Zuber, and Olesya Rulin as Private Petrovich.

Megan has it all – fame, fortune and a loving fiancé – until a disastrous red carpet incident ruins her career and ends her engagement. Desperate for a way out, she joins the army, thinking it will be an easy way to jumpstart her career again. However, she quickly realizes that military life is not what she expected.

Megan undergoes basic training alongside a diverse group of soldiers, including Private Petrovich, who is initially suspicious of Megan's intentions. Sergeant Morley takes Megan under her wing and gives her a crash course in Army life. Meanwhile, Acting Sergeant Zuber is unimpressed with Megan and treats her poorly, leading to tension between the two.

Despite numerous mishaps and comedic moments, Megan slowly begins to adapt to life in the army and befriends her fellow soldiers. She also forms a strong bond with Sergeant Morley, who helps her rediscover her sense of purpose and value beyond her celebrity status.

As the film progresses, Megan and her team are tasked with a dangerous mission in Iraq. With her newfound skills and confidence, Megan steps up to the challenge and proves to herself and others that she is capable of more than just being a pretty face.

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is a heartwarming and humorous film that touches on themes of friendship, self-discovery, and the importance of perseverance. Despite some moments of predictability, the film is elevated by Jessica Simpson's charming and endearing performance, as well as the chemistry between the ensemble cast.

The film also features stunning visuals, with many scenes shot on location in Fort Hood, Texas, and Camp Buehring, Kuwait, providing an authentic backdrop to the story.

In addition, Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous features an upbeat and catchy soundtrack, with songs performed by Jessica Simpson, Shania Twain, and Miley Cyrus. The music adds to the film's energetic and lighthearted tone.

Overall, Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is an enjoyable and entertaining comedy that offers a unique perspective on military life. While it may not be the most memorable or profound film, it is a fun and uplifting watch that is sure to leave viewers with a smile on their faces.

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is a 2008 comedy with a runtime of 1 hour and 38 minutes. It has received mostly poor reviews from critics and viewers, who have given it an IMDb score of 4.3.

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
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    4.3  (4,425)