Fred is a young man who is desperately in love with the beautiful Judy. Unfortunately, Judy barely even knows that Fred is alive. He decides to devote an entire weekend to trying to figure out how to convince Judy to go out with him. However, he is unable to give this pursuit the focus that he would like, since he is constantly being pursued by a relentless bully named Kevin. While he struggles to get Kevin to leave him alone, he begins to wonder whether there could be a connection between his problem with bullies and his problem with girls.