Machete escapes Booth and goes to a hospital where he must escape again. Immigration agent Sartana Rivera is sent to find Machete but becomes attracted to him which makes her job more difficult. Luz, the leader of an immigrant aid movement called The Network, agrees to help Machete. Machete's priest brother Padre also joins their cause. To exact his revenge, Machete kidnaps Booth's family and finds evidence that Booth is involved with the same Mexican drug lord that killed his own family. Booth hires someone to try and kill Machete and has Machete's brother killed.
When Booth's fake assassination attempt on the governor goes public, an angry McLaughlin kills Booth and goes to the drug lord for help in murdering Machete. Machete rallies the Network and they head for Mexico, defeating border guards and confronting the drug lord. The drug lord kills himself and a nun, who turns out to be Booth's daughter, shoots McLaughlin as revenge for his killing her father. Although McLaughlin escapes with his injury he is killed by his own border guards who think he is an illegal Mexican trying to cross the border. Sartana finds Machete and offers him a green card then leaves with him to return to America.
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