Ep 1. The Story of Tori and Candace

Tori and Candace are back and quirkier than ever in the first episode of Portlandia's fifth season. The Story of Tori and Candace highlights the insecurities and competitiveness of the two shop owners as they strive to be the ultimate Portland business.

The episode begins with Tori unveiling her store's new window display, a dazzling arrangement of taxidermy animals placed in a whimsical tea party setting. Candace interrupts the unveiling and presents her own window display, which features a giant kale salad made entirely out of recycled materials. The two engage in a back-and-forth banter, each trying to outdo the other with their eco-friendly, artisanal creations.

Throughout the episode, Tori and Candace's feud escalates, fueled by their own insecurities and their desire to be the ultimate Portland shop owner. Both characters struggle with feelings of inadequacy, wondering if their businesses are unique enough to survive in the competitive Portland market.

Tori attends a workshop on "artisan branding," where she is taught by an over-enthusiastic entrepreneur how to create a personal brand that will set her apart from the rest. Meanwhile, Candace becomes obsessed with a viral video of a man playing a "musical toilet" and thinks that incorporating musical elements into her store will give her the edge she needs to become the top Portland business owner.

As their rivalry reaches a fever pitch, Tori and Candace create a joint online store, which they hope will attract more customers to their businesses. However, the venture proves to be unsuccessful and the two women are left feeling defeated and lost.

But in typical Portlandia style, the episode ends on a positive note. Tori and Candace realize that their obsession with being the top Portland shop owner was causing them to lose sight of what was important: creating a unique and enjoyable experience for their customers. The two rivals come together in a joint promotional video for their businesses, which highlights the fun and quirky nature of Portland culture.

The episode is filled with the same tongue-in-cheek humor that made the show a hit in its earlier seasons. It's a commentary on the current state of artisanal and eco-friendly businesses and the competitiveness that comes along with it. The Story of Tori and Candace is a must-watch for fans of the show who love its unique blend of satire and comedy.