Attack Of The Show Season 1 Episode 36 Real Ninja Power, Modern Drunkard Mag, LAN Party

Who is Robert Hamburger, and is he a bona fide child ninja? Well, to tell you the truth, he's not a 10-year-old kid, and his site isn't for real-even if lots of visitors believe in it. Actually, "Robert" decided to start a ridiculous ninja site supposedly created by a prepubescent "expert" after he scribbled down his ninja philosophy at work one day:

"You gotta flip out and kill people, you gotta be a mammal, and you have to play a guitar," he summarized.

"When it comes to seeking out adventure, there is no better companion than alcohol," claims the editor of Modern Drunkard on the magazine's site -and we're not entirely sure if he's joking or not. Modern Drunkard celebrates the imbibing lifestyle in decidedly un-PC terms that are nevertheless funny.

We know there are a few Windows users out there who hate iTunes but still have to use it because they own an iPod and there aren't many options. Well, someone has finally written a plug-in that lets your iPod sync with WinAmp: ml_ipod. It gives you most of the functionality of iTunes, and can support multiple iPods. However, we had a few problems copying songs back onto our hard drive from the iPod-so there might be some bugs that still need to be worked out.