Ep 1. You're Famous, But You Ain't All That

In the premiere episode of Kids Say the Darndest Things season 1, appropriately titled "You're Famous, But You Ain't All That," host Tiffany Haddish welcomes a group of adorable, witty, and oh-so-honest kids to share their views on the world and its occupants.

From the very beginning, Haddish makes it clear that there are no holds barred and no topic is off-limits. She explains that the show will feature a variety of segments, including "Kelvin's Fashion Tips," "Granny Tiff's Advice Corner," and "The Best Worst Jokes."

The first segment, "Kelvin's Fashion Tips," features 10-year-old fashion guru Kelvin sharing his opinions on celebrity style. With sass and self-assurance, he gives his thoughts on the fashion choices of stars like Cardi B, Jennifer Lopez, and even Oprah Winfrey.

In "Granny Tiff's Advice Corner," Haddish takes on the persona of an elderly woman, dispensing wisdom on topics ranging from love to personal hygiene. The kids in the audience can't help but laugh as Haddish doles out her humorous advice.

The real highlight of the episode, however, is "The Best Worst Jokes" segment. In this segment, Haddish asks the kids to share their funniest jokes, and the results are as hilarious as they are cringe-worthy. From knock-knock jokes to puns, the kids try their best to get a laugh out of Haddish and the studio audience.

One standout moment comes from a young boy named James, who shares a particularly silly joke involving a chicken and a piano. Haddish can barely contain her laughter as James delivers the punchline, and the audience erupts in applause and cheers.

Throughout the episode, the kids prove time and time again that they truly do say the darndest things. Whether they're giving their opinions on celebrity fashion or cracking jokes that are more corny than clever, they bring a lighthearted and irreverent energy to the show.

As the episode draws to a close, Haddish thanks the kids for their hilarious contributions and reminds the audience that Kids Say the Darndest Things is all about celebrating the unbridled joy and honesty of childhood. With its mix of humor, heart, and candid commentary, it's clear that this show is sure to be a hit with viewers of all ages.