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In the comedy series Kids Say the Darndest Things, host Tiffany Haddish tries to get children to say funny things. Earlier versions of the premise were hosted by Art Linkletter and Bill Cosby. This version airs on the ABC network. It debuted in 2019.Kids Say the Darndest Things is a series that is currently running and has 1 seasons (12 episodes). The series first aired on October 6, 2019.

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Sunday 8:00 PM et/pt on ABC
1 Season, 12 Episodes
October 6, 2019
Game Show
Cast: Halen Smith, AnaSofia Bianchi, Makenzie Lee-Foster, Tiffany Haddish
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  • Host Tiffany Haddish takes a look back at some of the most LOL moments of the season. Also, 7-year-old aspiring FBI agent Clark gets a crash course in forensic science, interrogation, handcuffing and more at the FBI Academy in Quantico, Virginia, on the season finale of "Kids Say the Darndest Things."

  • This week, Brooklyn's youngest and toughest food critic goes on a culinary adventure at a Michelin star-rated restaurant; a group of kids break down the best way to eat pizza; and Tiffany goes toe-to-toe with a young chess player. Later, an aspiring entomologist shows off her cockroach collection, and a virtual assistant named Tiff stirs up trouble with some rebellious young boys.

  • This week, Tiffany chats with a panel of sassy girls who give advice on dealing with boys, stuns a brilliant boy with her illogical ideas about traveling to the sun, and plays catch with an 8-year-old who happens to be the only girl on her baseball team. Later, a 10-year-old who poses as Tiffany is forced to make some tough business decisions on her behalf.

  • On a special holiday episode, Tiffany chats with kids about their favorite holiday traditions. Later, Tiffany plays Santa's helper to find out who is on the "nice list" and celebrates an 8-year-old magician who proves that big tricks can come in small package.

  • This week, we meet some adorable kids who discuss the pros and cons of having siblings, an 11-year-old aerialist phenom and some youngsters who are tasked with keeping an extremely exhausted Tiffany awake. Additionally, Tiffany is on carpool duty and finds herself in a precarious situation with the police.

  • A Thanksgiving-themed episode.

  • Kids who have slick dance moves.

  • Two youngsters fall in love at first sight; a 7-year-old pretends to speak multiple languages; an 8-year-old surfer who is very protective of crabs; a group of young string instrument virtuosos performs; a 9-year-old aspiring talk show host.

  • A pair of tight-lipped siblings; a pianist from Okinawa, Japan.

  • An 11-year-old aspiring comic.

  • A 3-year-old makeup artist; a 7-year-old with his own ball-cleaning business; and a 10-year-old who helps Tiffany make nice with her ex-boyfriend. Also: A trio of Shirley Temple-sipping girls in NYC give Tiffany advice about reconciling with an estranged friend; and three Taylor Swift superfans are treated to a big surprise.

  • A panel of future rock princesses question Tiffany's friendship with one of their favorite musicians; two 6-year-olds discuss all the weird things grown-ups do; Tiffany convinces kids to film a commercial for a fake product.

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