Ep 4. The Medusa Touch

At the Windermere bed and breakfast guesthouse, Sunny is dressed in basque and stockings, entertaining a special party of guests - the Sex-Plorers. As their leader, Daddy, is demonstrating the dubious delights of auto-erotic asphyxiation and the Medusa, a sex aid extraordinaire Alvin Steele nips out to the garden centre, where he arranges an illicit evening of Water Colour Challenge and Rummikub with the light of his life, dreary Judith. Meanwhile, Terry and Anne try their hand at door to door conversion and competitive parents Nancy and Noel are determined that their daughter, Casey, will win the Miss Elegance Pageant at the local leisure center. They like the selection of judges, but fear another competitor, Natalie Burke and her mother. Alvin arrives back at the B&B to silence. Something has gone horribly wrong with the Medusa and everyone is dead. He phones Judith and invites her over for a candlelit supper, and sets about cleaning up the guesthouse. But hiding a lot of bodies isn't easy, and they tumble out from behind various nooks and crannies. Fortunately, Judith is tougher than she looks. She suggests they bury the corpses in the garden. They are driving away when celebrity designer Laurence Llewellyn Bowen arrives to do a garden makeover. He is just wondering why it has already been dug, when he is hit by the Legz Akimbo van, crashing through the wall.