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2015
1 Season
7.0 (35)

The 12-year-old son of Poseidon leads a motley crew of unruly pirates on bizarre voyages as they journey across the seven seas.

Pirate Express is a series that ran for 1 seasons (26 episodes) between July 4, 2015 and on

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26. Jungle Booty

Newt and the Crew embark on a mission to find Eldorado, the long lost city of gold. / Newt and the Crew save Eldorado from Skulldidgery and his thieving band of skeletons!

25. Booty Nights/Fountain of Misspent Youth

Newt and the Pirates are framed and sent to jail for a robbery they didn't commit. / The Pirates become babies after falling into the fountain of youth.

24. Booty Camp/Put Another Captain's Log on the Fire

Poseidon thinks Newt needs to toughen up so sends him to a bootcamp run by Ares, the God of War. / Newt is about to be appointed the permanent captain of the Pirate Express, but his Crew have other ideas.

23. Malaise of the One Eye/The Future Is Now

Newt and the Crew break Poseidon's trident and make a deal with his enemy, the Cyclops, to fix it. / The Pirates are duped into buying a 'magic' spyglass that they believe foresees their future.

22. Gordon's Fish Tale/Love on the Rocks

Newt and the Crew help Gordon maintain the ruse that he is King of the Oceans when his mother comes to visit. / Newt tries to help his Poseidon's flagging pop career but Davey Jones has other ideas.

21. One Flew Over the Crow's Nest/Game On

LaPoutine's elaborate ruse to reclaim an old treasure gets him stuck in the Pirate Hospital. / Newt and the Pirates are pitted against Zeus' terrifying beasts at a Gods sports day.

20. Greeced Lightning/The Godd Couple

Newt and LaPoutine accidentally swap bodies after being struck by Zeus' lightening bolts right before family portrait day. / Newt and the Crew are forced to babysit Hades' giant three-headed guard-dog Cerberus.

19. Beggars Can't Be Cruisers/Voyage of the Edam-ed

The Pirates start a pirate cruise holiday experience in order to loot their guests. / Newt and the Crew get trapped on the cursed Flying Dutchman ship.

18. Blunder Down Under/Engaged in Battle

Newt and the Pirates pose as plumbers to rescue Spewey from the Underworld. / Newt turns matchmaker when Burt reveals he thinks he has a crush on a mermaid.

17. No Sea for Old Salts/Sealed Fate

Newt hooks up with some famous bad boy celebrity pirates and the Pirate Express crew are left out. / Newt and the Crew set out to rescue Marie-Celeste from the evil clutches of Skulldidgery.

16. Father Time/Manure Overload

LaPoutine steals the God of Time's time travelling scythe in order to change history and the captaincy of the Pirate Express. / Newt and the pirates seek a cure for Armando after the monstrous Medusa turns him to stone.

15. Fine Feathered Fiend/Lumber Jerk

Spewey is pushed out of the crew by LaPoutine's new pet parrot. / Newt and the Pirates rescue a wooden boy who then tries to steal their masthead Nelly.

14. Licence to Thrill/Beast in Show

Newt has to pass his "drivers" test or risk losing control of the Pirate Express. / Newt and the Pirates are sent to retrieve a part-seahorse part-unicorn to help Poseidon win a "Beast in Show" competition.

13. Out of Key/Thumb Wars

Davy Jones pursues Newt and the Crew to get back his stolen locker key. / Newt and the Crew rescue Burt after a dragon captures him to use as his thumb.

12. Opposites Ahoy/Udder Chaos

Newt is transported into an opposite world whilst his opposite arrives in Atlantis. / Newt and the Crew must replace Poseidon's magical bath milk or he will become powerless!

11. Penguin Law/Shop 'til You Drop Anchor

Spewey faces off with his childhood nemesis to determine the future Emperor of the Penguins. / Newt takes the Crew gift shopping for the first time in 300 years.

10. Get Kraken/Grill of My Dreams

Newt and the Crew fight over an adorable baby orphan kraken. / Newt regrets firing Booli but struggles to get him back after Poseidon hires him as his new chef.

9. Shrieking Violet/Starboard Struck

Zeus's spoiled daughter decides she wants LaPoutine as her new pet / Renowned actor Johnnie Bermuda joins the Crew to prepare for his upcoming role.

8. White Wedding/Saltiest Dogs

Armando ruins the wedding of Newt's brother when he steals the bride's heart. / Newt and the Crew compete in a pirate reality TV game show.

7. All a Bored/Club Fed

August 15, 2015

Newt and the Crew are stranded when the god of wind takes a holiday. / Newt and the Pirates must recover Poseidon's lost pet Leviathan from a beach resort.

6. Night of the Geminis/Ships and Salsa

August 8, 2015

Newt and the Crew ferry Ted the Cyclops and his brutish twin daughters to Poseidon's party. / Armando has a crisis of confidence when he gets a pimple.

5. Bilge Rat Zombies/Ghost of Ships Passed

August 1, 2015

On the eve of an inspection, Newt and the Crew discover they have rats on board. / Newt pretends to be a ghost to haunt LaPoutine.

4. Enter the Octogod/Dead Men Wear Plaid

July 25, 2015

Newt and the Crew have to rescue Gordon from octopus worshipping natives. / LaPoutine challenges his rival Captain Skulldidgery to winner-takes-ship race to the edge of the world.

3. Turkey Leg of Doom/Hair of the God

July 18, 2015

When looking for a giant hairball, Booli ends up taking a mind controlling Turkey Leg. / Newt and the Crew embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Fleece.

2. Little Miss Swordshine/Ship Wretched

July 11, 2015

LaPoutine's great-great-great-great granddaughter turns up claiming ownership of the Pirate Express. / The Pirates split into two rival parties in a search for treasure.

1. Poseidon or Bust/Finders Keepers

July 4, 2015

Newt and the Pirates must deliver a shiny new statue of Poseidon to its grand unveiling party. / The Pirates embark on a mission to return a wallet to an angry Cyclops.

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