Southland Tales

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"Have a nice apocalypse."
  • R
  • 2006
  • 2 hr 24 min
  • 5.3  (38,894)
  • 44

Southland Tales is a thriller, comedy and drama film that was released in 2006. On July 4, 2005 the cities of El Paso and Abilene, Texas have become the victim of two nuclear attacks. As a result this disaster has forced the United States into World War 3. With World War 3 now underway, the Patriot Act has given the government even more authority to a new agency known as US-IDENT. This agency monitors the life of all citizens to the point where the internet is censored, and making people having to use fingerprints to access bank accounts and computers. Now that the war is underway, there is also a significant shortage of fuel and therefore a German company known as Treer, has made a generator which provides energy through ocean currents. The inventor of this generator, Baron von Wesphalen and his associates know that the generator alters currents in the ocean to slow down the Earth’s rotation. As a result it begins to alter space and time. In Los Angeles the lives of three people play a significant role. These people include action star Boxer Santaros, ex porn star Krysta and brothers Roland and Ronald Taverner. The future of mankind rests in the hands of these people as they are the likely individuals to bring back peace and order in the world.

Southland Tales
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Southland Tales is a thriller, comedy and drama film that was released in 2006. On July 4, 2005 the cities of El Paso and Abilene, Texas have become the victim of two nuclear attacks. As a result this disaster has forced the United States into World War 3. With World War 3 now underway, the Patriot Act has given the government even more authority to a new agency known as US-IDENT. This agency monitors the life of all citizens to the point where the internet is censored, and making people having to use fingerprints to access bank accounts and computers.

Now that the war is underway, there is also a significant shortage of fuel and therefore a German company known as Treer, has made a generator which provides energy through ocean currents. The inventor of this generator, Baron von Wesphalen and his associates know that the generator alters currents in the ocean to slow down the Earth’s rotation. As a result it begins to alter space and time.

In Los Angeles the lives of three people play a significant role. These people include action star Boxer Santaros, ex porn star Krysta and brothers Roland and Ronald Taverner. The future of mankind rests in the hands of these people as they are the likely individuals to bring back peace and order in the world.

Southland Tales is a 2006 comedy with a runtime of 2 hours and 24 minutes. It has received mostly poor reviews from critics and viewers, who have given it an IMDb score of 5.3 and a MetaScore of 44.

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  • Release Date
    2006
  • MPAA Rating
    R
  • Runtime
    2 hr 24 min
  • Language
    English
  • IMDB Rating
    5.3  (38,894)
  • Metascore
    44