Ep 31. Texas Chainsaw Seminar: How to Sell Chainsaws from Home!

Conan O'Brien is back with another hilarious episode of Conan season 3 episode 31 titled "Texas Chainsaw Seminar: How to Sell Chainsaws from Home!" In this episode, Conan explores the world of chainsaw selling and provides some tips and tricks to sell chainsaws from home.

To kick off the episode, Conan visits a local chainsaw dealership and tries to sell chainsaws. Hilarity ensues as Conan attempts to persuade customers to buy chainsaws in his unique way. He even comes up with some fun jingles to make the sale.

After his unsuccessful attempt at selling chainsaws in person, Conan decides to take a different approach and invites experts to teach him and his viewers how to sell chainsaws from the comfort of their own homes. In his typical humorous way, Conan introduces the segment as if it were a horror movie titled "Texas Chainsaw Seminar."

The experts bring in a wide variety of chainsaws and demonstrate how to effectively use and market them online. They provide tips on creating engaging social media posts, writing effective product descriptions, and even give a crash course on chainsaw maintenance. Viewers will learn about the different types of chainsaws and which ones are best suited for different tasks.

To add to the humor of the show, Conan decides to create his own chainsaw shopping network called "Conan's Chainsaw Emporium & Lodge." He creates quirky commercials for different chainsaws and brings on guests to help him sell them. In typical Conan fashion, he adds a comedic twist to every product description.

But the humor doesn't stop there. Conan interviews a chainsaw artist who creates intricate designs using chainsaws. He demonstrates how to create a chainsaw masterpiece and gives Conan a chainsaw art lesson. Of course, things don't go exactly as planned, and Conan ends up creating an interesting chainsaw sculpture all on his own.

As the episode comes to a close, Conan wraps up the chainsaw-themed show with a final musical performance. He performs a hilarious song about his newfound love for chainsaws and how he plans to incorporate them into all aspects of his life.

Overall, Conan season 3 episode 31 is a hilarious and informative episode that will leave viewers entertained and educated about the world of chainsaw selling. Conan's humor and wit are on full display, and viewers will be left laughing throughout the entire episode. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the chainsaw shenanigans!