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The best way to avoid being chosen to play pick-up basketball games is to assert your profound un-athleticism and disdain for teamwork. If that fails, just pick up and leave.

Having temporary memory loss with someone's name? Here is a fool proof strategy to get you out of those tricky situations.

When confronted with a forced friendship, just remember to stay calm and if at all possible, try to remove any method of further communication.

If you're caught in the act with your secret paramour, always remember the "Shaggy defense."

Under what terrible circumstance does anybody need to call you in this day and age? Beware the unknown caller!