Ep 7. 2001 Space Idiocies

Captain's Log: Kinda nutty, a little corny, need to get my commode fixed now. When I stick a funky monolith on a primitive planet in exchange for a hefty payoff from Darph Bobo, I usually don't give a flying crap about what that monolith does to the planet's innocent, unsuspecting natives. But this time, Bobo himself popped out of the monolith with a bunch of his stormtrooping minions, declared himself the planet's god, and converted all the tribesmen into his private legion of gold-mining slaves.The moment I saw that, I knew he had gone too far ? he had to be stopped. I wasn't gonna be part of a scam like that if I wasn't getting a fair cut.While Whip supervised the ship (read: went joyriding and threw a party), the rest of us went undercover. With me diguised as an overseer, Gus as my slave, and T'Nuk as our weird-ass wide-load horse, we fooled those natives into handing over their gold. Meanwhile, Six infiltrated Bobo's stormtroopers. More accurately, she let them infiltrate her. (Note to self: Send Darph Bobo a bill for Six's "services rendered.")While Six kept Bobo's boys busy in bed, I stole a trooper uniform so I could sneak in and confront Bobo inside his monolith fortress. The armor fit my muscular build perfectly, but I, uh... deliberately left some clues for those half-wits. Playing right into my hands, they, uh... shot me and dragged me to Bobo as a prisoner. Which, of course, is exactly what I'd been planning.