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PG-13
| | 1 hr 30 min | Western, Action & Adventure

Ten years after the Civil War has ended, the Governor of Texas asks Leander McNelly (McDermott) to form a company of Rangers to help uphold the law along the Mexican border. With a few veterans of the war (Patrick, Travis), most of the recruits are young men (Van Der Beek, Kutcher, Raymond) who have little or no experience with guns or policing crime.

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Stars
James Van Der Beek, Dylan McDermott, Usher Raymond, Ashton Kutcher, Robert Patrick
Director
Steve Miner
Language
English
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Large cast is uniformly fine with tongue-twisting, pulpy dialogue, though pic presents only brief flashes of what look to be fully realized characterizations jettisoned at some point during production or post.
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Variety
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The end result may not be a full-blown disaster, but it comes close.
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Chicago Tribune
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Plays as if the script pages had been tossed in the air and randomly assembled.
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San Francisco Chronicle
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A soggy oater that gives the genre a bad rep, the Dimension Films dud combines anesthetized writing, uncertain direction and an out-of-its-depth cast of unmistakably urban cowboys for brain-draining effect.
Hollywood Reporter
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Enough horse-opera cliches to shame the makers of Gunsmoke.
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New York Times
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The film has very little energy and originality.
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Sacramento News & Review
Call it Dude, Where's My Horse?
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Austin Chronicle
Mediocre movies know no genres.
Movie Metropolis
Texas Rangers is a generic, gun-toting fable -- a dull, laughable cactus costume drama that has no significant appeal to it other than to boast the empty machismo antics of its leads.
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Movie Eye
Hats. Lots of great Western hats are about all there is to Texas Rangers.
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Internet Reviews
It won't win any prizes, but for fans of old-time Westerns, it may be a pleasant-enough diversion.
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EricDSnider.com
This old-fashioned Western about the glory years of the Texas Rangers, cast with fresh-faced, telegenic young actors whose performances range from adequate to awful, is undermined by a serious lack of true grit.
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TV Guide's Movie Guide
Makes American Outlaws look like a John Ford picture.
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Rangers aspires to be a classic Western but falls short, despite large doses of bravado and machismo, thunderous shoot 'em ups and stirring symphonic fanfare.
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Citysearch
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Atlanta Journal-Constitution
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TheMovieReport.com
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WBAI Web Radio
A documentary on baseball's Texas Rangers and their last-place season would have been more interesting.
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Associated Press
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This is one bland and cheesy Tex-Mex burrito of a movie.
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Entertainment Weekly
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That McDermott is second-billed behind prissy Dawson's Creek pretty boy James Van Der Beek tells you a little about how long this thing has been in the editing booth.
Orlando Sentinel
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Although it's not the worst western ever made (The Terror of Tiny Town will forever hold that title), it is one of the most mediocre, falling prey to more cliches than you can shake a six-gun at.
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Dallas Morning News
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Just another bad Hollywood western farce with a cast of young Hollywood stars and a go nowhere script.
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Cinema Crazed
A bit of a mess, but it's not unenjoyable and it boasts a kind of absurd sincerity that's actually rather appealing.
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Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)
[A] almost refreshing for its total lack of ambition.
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eye WEEKLY
If you like most Western films, you'll probably enjoy Texas Rangers -- it's slightly above average in the genre -- but if you aren't a fan of Westerns, this one certainly won't sway your opinion.
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Apollo Guide
Just a lame cowboy movie that doesn't warrant your attention. Or mine.
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NUVO Newsweekly
Hackneyed retread of ancient Western shtick.
New Times
Like watching the cast of Beverly Hills 90210 remake The Wild Bunch.
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Matinee Magazine
Brings nothing new or interesting to the genre.
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Screen It!
It is easy to see why it took Texas Rangers so long to reach multiplexes. More perplexing is how it got there at all.
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DustinPutman.com
...plays like it was led to slaughter in the editing room after being taken away from a director who'd read "Westerns for Dummies.
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SPLICEDWire
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www.susangranger.com
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Boulder Weekly
As dull as its title.
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Globe and Mail
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Wish it had a few other things, you know, like an adult sensibility, a closer allegiance to the truth, and maybe a little concern for how the English of 1875 was spoken.
Washington Post
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A dull show.
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Los Angeles Times
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The expensive but soporific Texas Rangers is no Unforgiven, to put it mildly -- in fact, it's more like unforgivable.
New York Post
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A real loser, lock, stock and barrel.
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Hollywood.com
The storyline is awfully thin...and even at a running time of around 81 minutes (without credits), the movie does tend to drag in certain sections.
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Reel Film Reviews
A hip, cool western featuring some of today's hottest young stars.
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Jam! Movies
No surprises.
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Filmcritic.com
The best thing about this half-cocked shoot-em-up is the beautiful, rugged scenery -- and, of course, by that we mean the cast.
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E! Online
Notable mainly for the amount of ammo it expends while rarely if ever hitting the target.
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Boxoffice Magazine
All hat and no cattle.
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Fort Worth Star-Telegram
Texas Rangers is yet another such mediocre cinematic exercise: bullet- and cliche-ridden, shallow in characterization, and unrelentingly dull in its storytelling.
As far as horse operas go, it's a broken-down old nag infested with fleas and well past the point of being saddle- worthy.
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One Guy's Opinion
The cows have it hard in Texas Rangers (a.k.a. Dude, Where's My Cattle?).
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Slant Magazine
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EmanuelLevy.Com
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Arkansas Democrat-Gazette