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Michael and Peter talk about Hellavision.

Should we have an archive? Dave is being a prince about it.

Dave shakes his ass while Max shows off his quickly made cartoon.

Dave's Jingle Competition, Duccy's play, Hey Arnold Memes, and Dave deletes his Facebook LIVE

Max gets twitter advice, Jeff competes to do the crossword faster, chatters give Dave new eyes, and we check on the comic strip.

Viewers compete to make the best new word and Dave’s wife rightfully harassed max for his sandwich.

The final solo episode of Bloodfeast.

Max gets roasted.

The Last Call Bar episode where Max tries to call Zach who screens his calls but he plays the last two minutes of swap shop.

Uncle Joe is here to start celebrating the special week

Max Miller from Tasting History tells us about ancient Roman Placenta Cake.

The crossword puzzle is satin, engorged and deep, But he has promises to keep, Tormented with nightmares he never sleeps. Revenge is a promise a man should keep.

It's wine night, bitches.

Whose crossword puzzle is that? I think I know. Its owner is quite sad though. It really is a tale of woe, I watch him frown. I cry hello.

Max does a panel.

Tina fills in for Max and struggles to entertain, solve the puzzle, form a coherent thought, play the bass, and respond to the chat. Performances by dj_nd0, Hughmanatee, kp_centi, and more.

Michael from SDCC relives the event with Max as he solves the NYT crossword puzzle.

In the sleepy suburbs of Miami, seemingly normal Egyptian immigrant Fuad Ramses runs a successful catering business. He also murders young women and plans to use their body parts to revive the goddess Ishtar. The insane Ramses hypnotizes a socialite in order to land a job catering a party for her debutante daughter, Suzette Fremont, and turns the event into an evening of gruesome deaths, bloody dismemberment and ritual sacrifice. Max does a comic thing.

Previous intern Andy comes on the show and makes a new best friend. And apparently Rebecca has been doing Bloodfeast from the dog park this whole time.

A senile old man is now approaching the café. He is so old that the passing of time has left him with not a single sound limb. A boy leads him by his left hand and under his right arm he carries a two-stringed fiddle and a book. The old man greets all those present and makes his way to the couch in the middle of the room. He climbs up with the help of the boy, who sits beside him. He places the instrument and the book between them and looks hard into the faces of the men present, as though searching for their reaction to his coming there.

Max tells some insensitive and inappropriate jokes and slurps on his bones

max died

Rakeem Miles fills in for Dave.

Dr. Baumstein is back and better than ever

Wendy's with a side of cheese

Dave is back on the show and Ty, Tina, and Bwadley join to do a quick Tender Touches scene.

Max hangs out with Analogsteve and his half brother Jake. Can you believe they're both from Vancouver? Wow. They talk about synths and dragons.

Max's grandmother weighs in on the always present question: With the invention of the internet and the advent of big data and crowd sourcing, it’s finally possible for citizens to govern themselves directly. Is it a good idea for the masses to directly govern themselves or is governance something better left to professional politicians?

The chicken parmigiana was really good and was so simple and quick to make. Just throw it in the oven at 375 for 20 minutes. Mary also stops by.

A real pianist named John Simon comes on and talks to Weed Pickle.

Max solves the crossword and finally we meet Allison Smartt

Max interviews a mysterious famous Jazz pianist and Rebecca can't make it on the show.

Max's mom's cool friend, who's cooler than him, visits.

Anna Thomas visits this episode and weed pickle is on Omegle.

Chat Junkies is back and Max Scoville shows off his toys and talks about IGN

Max's college friend Andy talks about how Max has always been the way he is and Dave takes a break from the show.

Summary is not available.

Ian shows us his dancing video, Rebecca makes Max in Sims, Dave is taking a dump at 2pm tomorrow, and is Max really playing the piano?

Rebecca needs help with her microphone, Max takes off his shirt, Ian is in a pickle bag, Dave solves the New York Times crossword puzzle, and Avi points at himself.

Dave sings a song and Max fills in for Rebecca. NOT as seen on Twitch.

Weed Pickle visits the show and Bradley does something offensive as usual.

Christina Loranger - 9:15 PM what happned on bloodfeast 2day Max Simonet - 9:15 PM dave got wild

Summary is not available.

Dave gets creeped out and Max shows us his beer sketch

Dave and Max top yesterday's episode

Ian shows off his french cinematography and Rebecca shows us some footage from her tub.

Dave and Max stream solve the crossword puzzle. As seen on Twitch.

Does Dave solve the crossword today? Does Liam call in seductively? Does Max have to vamp for 20 minutes overtime? Does Ian remain positive? Watch this episode to find out.

Dave shows us some books

Tina asked Max what happened on Bloodfeast today and he said "traditional funny banter"

Summary is not available.

Max meal preps and Dave solves the NYT crossword puzzle.

Our executive producer Jeff Grant visits the stream. As seen on Twitch.

Dave goes outside and Rebecca and Ian have something special to show you

Quarantinefeast #1

Max and Dave go over an hour on Twitch

"Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. "Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!"

Today we treat Dave like the king he is.

As seen on Twitch

Dave debuts his newest film and there's also finger puppets

Waxing kiwis

Big lights.

Thursday, February 20th, 2020

Max got infected

Lyle is in this episode and Dave is out of town.

Ian shows us his Sunday jam

Thursday, February 13th, 2020

Thursday, February 6th, 2020

We mock Christianity in this episode.

Carly does things with the projector.

Welcome to Skierski's Diner

The feat speak in this episode

Dave and Max objectify other men.

Ian is back in a seaman hat

Dave directs the new intro for Bloodfeast

WHO DEALT IT? WHO DEALT THE SMELL? THIS IS NOT FUNNY.

Dave edits a good video.

This episode was about shoes and painting Max's face. He even had paint on his face the day after this episode. Does he wash his face that well?

There's a little bit of devil worshipper shit going on in this episode

Bloodfeast has a new instagram

Summary is not available.

Max and the gang goes to the Tofu House in his new Subaru

What will be the fate of Max's old recliner?

Max does a one man show

Trey Visited

Boris of the Forest returns

Bloodfeast Christmas episode #2

Thursday, December 5th, 2019

Bloodfeast Christmas episode #1

Scary VHS episode

Dave takes Jay and Tina out to shop for bass guitars

Max is defeated

Thursday, November 21st, 2019

Train Song

Breaking tortillas and breaking bones

Dave tries to find a wedgie and there's a ukulele Rebecca's ex partner gave her

Thursday, November 14th, 2019

This episode features some of my favorite people. Rebecca, Ian, Bailey. Wow.

Thursday, November 7th, 2019

They did a play

Bloodfeast hosts a discussion panel

Halloween Ballet

Thursday, October 24th, 2019

Dave and Tina join a Heelys gang and Max can't handle it.

Dave unboxes his Heelys and Rebecca and friends are in the arctic.

We play pin the tail on the painting and Dave falls in love with Heelies

Thursday, October 10th, 2019

Thursday, October 3rd, 2019

Thursday, September 26th, 2019

Rebecca and Ian rehearse for Dave's film St. Claire

Rebecca has hypothermia and Max auditions for Dave's indie flick.

Thursday, September 19th, 2019

Thursday, September 12th, 2019

WELCOME BACK BABEH!!!!

Thursday, September 5th, 2019

Dave chooses between three contestants to ne the new host of the show

Thursday, August 29th, 2019

Thursday, August 22nd, 2019

Thursday, August 15th, 2019

Thursday, May 9th, 2019

Thursday, August 8th, 2019

Thursday, August 1st, 2019

Thursday, July 11th, 2019

Thursday, July 4th, 2019

Dave and Max fight about video games

Dave tries to take a nude with his polaroid

Bloodfeast Film Festival

There's some nuts in the woods and Max pays women to love him with pain.

Max gets a new shirt and PC is back

Watch the latest episode

Thursday, June 27th, 2019

Thursday, June 20th, 2019

Thursday, June 13th, 2019

Thursday, June 6th, 2019

Thursday, May 30th, 2019

Bloodfeast's final day in New York

Max, Dave, and their teen friends solve the crossword in New York

Today we're in studio B

Lettuce all make a bed.

Christina get the "dance"

Max screams about Dave committing seppuku and does jazz.

Conjoined twins Christina and Clara are surgically seperated

Ty's dad refuses to sign a release.

Ty's dad flies to Atlanta. Everyone gets stuck in a loop.

Thursday, May 23rd, 2019

May 16th, 2019

Rebecca is a Catfish

We went to the beach

Bloodfeast E3

Noir

Thursday, May 2nd, 2019

Thursday, April 18th, 2019

Thursday, April 11th, 2019

Mixtape #1 featuring performances from Melvins, Breathers, Faye Webster, Air Sea Dolpin, LIttle Country Giants, Sequoyah Murray, True Blossom, Linqua Franqa, Shep TReasure, Gull, Nappy Nappa, Ancient, Whales, Ofir Klemperer, Haint, Deli Girls and Shy Layers

Thursday, February 14th, 2019

Thursday, February 7th, 2019

Thursday, January 31st, 2019

Thursday, January 10th, 2019

Thursday, November 15th, 2018

Thursday, August 9th, 2018

Tina has 30 knives

Rebecca loves Queen

Rebecca and Ian demolish and vandalize while Dave solves the puzzle

The quest for stuffing with a surprise guest at the end.

Human Tutorials 2019

Dave is dead. And there's a puppet

Just another regular day working from home

Work from home day is great

Mar 28th, 2019

Mar 21st, 2019

Mar. 14th, 2019

Thu. Mar. 7th, 2019

Feb. 28th, 2019

Feb. 21st, 2019

Max plays a card game and Dave plays Red Dead Redemption

Words scattered on fridge, don't mean much, if anything at all.

Jay tried to do a cartwheel and got a concussion.

Some guy had diarrhea on the dance floor.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2019

Monday, January 28th, 2019

Presents: Haint

Thursday, January 24th, 2019

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2019

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2019

Presents: Sloppy Jane

Thursday, January 17th, 2019

Thursday, December 20th, 2018

The crossword is completed with help from Onyx Ashanti and Robot Rickshaw.

A carnival theme was attempted but then quickly abandoned

December 13th, 2018

Sabrina goes person-ing

Grover Cleveland shows up twice on the list.

Glur returns to burn your ears off.

Everyone needed tetanus shots after this episode.

An utterly unremarkable episode until the song at the end brought it to life.

It's the Shit Bitch show.

Sabrina buys the show from us for 500 dollars

Thursday, November 29th, 2018

We got anonymous pizza because of out prestigious award

Strong human connection is formed by finger to finger touch.

Today we got interview by John Schwarz at bubbleblabber.com about out tv show, Tender Touches.

The disappointment is palpable as Dave's gift from Max is not accepted.

Dave talks to David Cooper about obtaining his 3.5 million dollars.

Some Christmas miracles only come when you're stoned out of your mind.

Christmas songs are often about finding love where you least expect it.

We want to wish the happiest of holidays to all of our fans from the Bloodfeast family

How bout some fun taco jokes at the hosts' expense

It's hard to imagine a scarier episode of Bloodfeast than this one.

Our playful game of Hide and Seek goes completely out of control.

Take a look behind the scenes of our hit TV show.

Dave and his song, Rauncho, speak to a teenager and her little brother, Shamar.

Thursday, November 1st, 2018

This is what happens when Dave has to set up for an episode of Bloodfeast Presents.

Hey check out our instagra, @Bloodfeastpuzz

I don't remember what happened this episode.

October 25th, 2018

We ate some food while talking to some people.

Dave's Red Tube history is made known to the world.

We tied a young man up and committed acts of torture on him.

An adolescent tells a story of how he came to live in Oregon.

Rebecca bought some masks but their intention was squandered.

October 18, 2018

Elvis Aaron Presley (January 8, 1935 - August 16, 1977) was an American Singer and actor. Regarded as one of the most significant cultural icons of the 20th century, he is often referred to as the "King of Rock and Roll" or sinply the "King"

Jeff Grant and Bradley square off in epic research battle.

This episode is for the DC comics fans.

The fall celebration only happens once every two thousand years.

Rebecca shares some of her Camel and boating footage.

September 27th, 2018

FYI, Jeff was just kidding.... I don't have a masturbation station in my office.

Sabrina fills in for Dave and it is a relaxed vibe.

Don't update your OSX to Mojave unless you want your photoshop messed up.

Installing all the latest Apple operating systems.

Overhead projectors are not as exciting as one might believe.

09/20/2018

Jay said this episode was a little sloppy

Take the school bus to the math class.

The dances to a song. Or is it spelled "Tai'?" I don't know

Our company can't even afford normal sized donuts.

Thursday, September 13th, 2018

Someone is behind the curtain.

Rebecca goes on a hunt for her missing cat, Bean.

This episode incorporates outlandish sci fi elements.

August 30th, 2018

Frank Hurricane joins us to not play any music on this episode.

A mantis, a few men and everything in between.

Snakes does a bit about a mother and son who love each other.

This is a glitchy lost episode.

Here's another shit show from your friends at Bloodfeast

Thursday, August 23rd, 2018

It's up to you to decide what parts of the show are live.

Ian teaches Jackson to drive in exchange for his mother's hand.

Many Lisas enter a room but only one leaves

Nelward plays his guitar and sings and dances for us.

We are reminded of a kinder, warmer, sepia-er time.

Rebecca lost a tooth

Although this episode is rooted in science, it's more of a speculative science than anything.

Listen, you jerks, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scrum, the butts, the dogs, the filth, the junk. Here is a man who stood up.

The entire Bloodfeast crew feels bad about this terrible episode, as if we all bludgeoned a dog together.

We attempted to display every color known to computers.

A few OSHA violations get in the way of our new stage.

Our first 7pm show brings a whole new set of problems.

We celebrate primary colors with Yukons.

It's as if Bloodfeast were ad supported internet content.

Max throws around derogatory words while Jeff Grant does the puzzle and Dave doesn't respond to texts.

Max and Dave swap bodies. Also, this episode feels like a turning point for the show.

Chew spits up the music

Today was supposed to be fun whimsical episode.

Pretty sure this episode was a pre-record or something.

We tried to make a tv-friendly episode.

Game developers are always trying to pitch us Bloodfeast video games.

We got some exciting tech that allows us to give next week's episode to you right now.

People sing anime theme songs to win acceptance from their peers.

We just wanted to have a nice Thursday night so we invited Rosser to the studio to perform for us.

We talk a lot about the music we love.

Some people see a cat, others see a rat. Only one of them is found in Las Vegas.

After a few prank calls, Sisterwife plays some tunes.

A mustard loving man gives birth to a baby.

Some people think that the Bloodfeast TV episodes are better than the streaming episodes.

Franks was hired to do the cue cards for a band called Rose Hotel.

Max premieres a new episode of his kawaii little tennis show.

Michal, the man Dave met on the street last night, checks out the show.

We enter a 3D Jawharp experience.

You're going to love this episode featuring a musical performance by Trauma City.

Ty shreds the styrofoam.

Walkie Talkie Tuesdays presents a whole new set of wildly relatable situations.

Glur makes a music video.

Dr. Does magical surgery

We celebrate nerd culture with a Wall of Cheetos.

Maxime Simonet adapts a thrilling historical moment in "A Grant For The Arts." Followed by a Director Q&A.

Deli Girls bring some hot sauce to Atlanta

Variety film critic Joe Leydon's review of FEMALE PERVERT was way off base.

A bird calls in and Rebecca should go home.

How to Draw ran late.

Matt Harrigan says no cameras but we do them anyways.

Matt Harrigan says no cameras but we do them anyways.

We attempt to do 3 puzzles in one day

I'm not sure anything was resolved.

A puzzle is completed with the help of Loner.

Where did the pen go?

Bloodfeast

This episode is kinda like if Agatha Christie wrote a live stream musical version of The Secret World of Arietty.

Wildman and friends perform Nu Depth tunes to an internet audience.

Ian and Rebecca attempt to meet the godfather of New Age.

Everything goes according to plan when you do it right!

Jay fills in for Dave and does an ok job

Faye Webster teaches us about Arthur Memes.

Halitosis is less offensive when a beautiful voice goes along with it.

Take a deep dive down under to the land of marmosets and marmalade.

Talking to Jeff, trying to get inside his head, via the scenic route.

Ancient Whales have two drum sets, two mustaches, ten strings and a bunch of songs.

The Pee Episode: Starring Snakes and Bradley Millner. Written and Directed by Andy Hones

So many bored voyeurs in our chat room.

There's no such thing as an east coast Noir.

This is supposed to be a family friendly steam punk episode.

We do Bloddfeast with Clayton McCracken while Starph streams Overwatch on Twitch

We were supposed to have so many more drones flying at once.

TWINS helps us put on a show using the latest in high tech gadgetry.

Ian and Rebecca take a trip to a satellite moon.

We tried out a fifteen minute episode and the format seemed to really work!

This not an episode of Bloodlines.

Your fingers feel fine poking us right in the Pleasure Point.

We get horney and wet as we explore the kinky dinky side of ourselves.

Love is NOT dead in 2018

Elizabeth joins us to discuss love, animated comedy and Justin Timberlake.

Max talks to Elizabeth about exotic dancing and then Suzi Analogue performs

Gull performs as Jeff Grant destroys the puzzle

One of our batteries was leaking acid.

Old faces blend with new as we attempt to unravel the mysteries of the mind.

If you don't subscribe to a daily dose vanity, no one will ever love you.

We used some leftover Chinese food as a prop.

This is the vocoder episode.

Mysterious islands beats enter the room as Jay acts inappropriately.

The scent of Emerald fills the air as AGYN takes the stage.

Glur records a new hit song in Studio C.

Dave splits halfway through to go to the party. Jeff Grant completes the puzzle. Posey stays on the live the enter show.

The gnag has a great time driving around downtown Atlanta while we're stuck dealing with controversy in studio C.

Visitors visit our studio and set the stage on fire.

After the show Snakes texted Max and said the "La La La" part was very well done.

Maz performs some sketches about dating with members of the tlk.io chat community.

Use your eyes to watch No Eyes perform live on our show.

The black and white keys of the piano well with the black and white blocks of the crossword.

Jay digs up a dead body just to bring it back to life.

The artist- no, Rebecca, write in the boxes - the artist

The night comes alive with the music of Breathers.

Quite possibly the series finale of our little puzzle show.

Shepherds join us in the Bloodfest forest and no one survives.

Oh god I can't believe how swollen and gross jay's tonsils are.

The most reference laden episode of Bloodfest ever.

No one guesses what two celebrities Dave thinks Andy looks like.

Get comfy with Fit of Body and Divine Interface

A noteworthy episode is only for the return of Mystic Shadows

This one's for the foot folks of America.

Nobody is satisfied after today's episode.

Some side men are meant to be set aside

Bloodfest returns in an all new day time format.

Jay just threatened to hit himself in the eye and I told him not to.

Max goes a little edge lord in this Seinfeld-themed episode written by Bradley Millner.

There's a lot of slime due the seasonal illness going around.

Max and Rebecca broke into my office to make an intro video. They shouldn't have done that.

Some people call in and pretend to order pizza while BKGD plays their songs.

We attempted to make new fans via popular chat site Omegie.

It's the season finale of bloodfeast and the whole gang is here to celebrate.

Shout out to Django Reinhardt. Shout out to cold sores. Shout out to Pay to Cum.

We attempted some sort of virtual reality segment but it didn't really work.

Inspired by the book 'Jumper', we book the band Morning Teleportation on the show.

In addition to songs we also talk about sucking toes.

Sew your hands to your pants as we listen to The Difference Machine.

A banana protects itself from hurt feelings.

We're so happy to announce that Rebecca is in the future.

Humans tell lies to each other all the time. Most of the time nobody notices.

Bloodfeast welcomes national break out act Glur to the program.

It could be against the law to film in a bathroom.

Our cartoon is going to be a failure unless we sing all the words.

Jay's back in time for Book Hour.

Jay's toilet paper show may have destroyed the show.

A fantastical act is brought forth in this fine evening variety show.

A cold calmess breaks just as the bass blows the floor to from beneath.

Dave's bachelor party was the greatest party he ever had.

Exective Producer Jeff Grant trains snakes for Friday's big fight

We Mostly make plans for the future in today's

Nobody knew how delicious this candy soup would be.

BF: On The Green

Max's Tumor

Summary is not available.

Tongue

Blood Pact