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It's Christmas Shopping season, which means commercials will be out in full force. But, let's just stop and think for a minute about the complete nonsense world a lot of TV ads are set in, okay?

This Thanksgiving, even if you're opting for the vegan turkey substitute, take a moment of quiet reflection to recognize: PETA is pretty terrible.

In honor of the first Tuesday following the First Monday of November (AKA election day), we're presenting this lament on the current state of United States Congress. Hint: it's not good.

American History was totally our favorite subject in school. Americans invented so many things: Lightbulbs, Sea Monkeys, Beyonce.... And all of those Nazi laws. But we're also really good at punching Nazis. Go U.S.A.

While everyone focuses on how most Disney Princesses are terrible role models for girls (because they are), lost in the mix is the fact that most Disney Princes also set unrealistic standards for what man should be and how he should act.

Since VH-1 discontinued their 'I Love the ...' series before they got around to the 1860s, a lot of us are walking around with Civil War misinformation firmly wired in our brains.

It's Hispanic Heritage Month. Or actually months, because it starts in September and ends in October. And surprisingly, that's the least confusing part of recognizing Hispanic contributions to our country.

One of the most important animated movies of all time predates Pixar by a good couple of decades. No, it's a cartoon mouse movie directed by the guy who did the creepy murder doll films.