Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em Season 2 Episode 6 The Baby Arrives

Frank rushes into his local hospital crying, "She's having it". After being examined, it turns out Betty has nothing but cramps. It is the fifth such false alarm in a week and the doctors' patience is wearing thin. The hospital's top obstetrician, Sir John Gifford, arrives to find Frank's car in his private space. Frank attempts to remedy the situation and this results in Gifford crashing his car. Later at home, Dr. Smedley pops into the Spencer household to see how things are going but is not impressed to find out that Frank wishes to attend the birth. After reluctantly agreeing to this, Dr. Smedley gives Frank a lift to his local church. The irritable Father O'Hara is none too pleased to see Frank, who has already been to confession many times that week. Frank confesses to envying his comparatively well-off neighbors and is told to do penance. Later that night, Betty starts getting her contractions and Frank rushes her to hospital, losing the house-keys and breaking a window in the process. With an excited Frank (still in his beret) looking on, the Spencer child is born - it is a girl. Overcome with emotion, Frank passes out on the delivery room floor. Later, the Spencers leave the hospital with their baby, who now has her own mini-beret. They find their cat has also given birth on the back seat of their car. Everything is obviously going too well to last; Frank reverses his car out of the hospital and crashes it.