Ep 10. Not Without My Cash Cow!

Not Without My Cash Cow! is the tenth episode of the fourth season of Squidbillies, a popular Adult Swim animated series. The episode is centered around the main characters and their attempt to earn some money to pay for a new device they need.

The episode starts with Early Cuyler, the head of the family, getting a flyer for a prize cow contest. The prize for the winner is $100,000, which is the exact amount of money the family needs to buy a new device. The family decides to enter the contest with their own cow, who is not very impressive compared to the other contestants.

Early, who is convinced that their cow is the best, starts to treat it like a queen, feeding her with expensive food and taking her to a spa. The rest of the family is skeptical about their chances of winning and tries to convince Early to abandon the idea, but he does not listen.

As the day of the contest approaches, the family finds out that their cow has been stolen. The rest of the episode is focused on the family's efforts to retrieve the cow and participate in the contest. They follow several leads, including a clue from a psychic, and eventually find their cow tied up in the woods.

The family is relieved that their cow is safe, but they soon realize that they are running late for the contest. They rush to the location and arrive just in time. The contest starts, and the family's cow is the last one to be presented.

Despite all the special treatments, the cow's performance is underwhelming, and the judges are not impressed. The family realizes that they have no chance of winning, and Early gets into a fight with the judges. The contest ends in chaos, with several cows running wild and destroying the stage.

In the end, the family returns home with their cow, disappointed and empty-handed. However, they realize that they had spent too much money on the cow and that they could have used that money to buy the device they needed. They decide to sell their cow and use the money to buy the device.

Not Without My Cash Cow! is a hilarious and entertaining episode that showcases the absurdity of the show's humor. The dysfunctional family dynamic and the outrageous situations they find themselves in are sure to make viewers laugh out loud. The episode also has a message about the importance of priorities and the dangers of putting all your eggs in one basket. Overall, it is a must-watch for fans of the show and anyone who enjoys offbeat comedy.