Ep 4. Captain Hero's Marriage Pact

Captain Hero, the superhero of the housemates, is feeling lonely and wants to settle down with the perfect woman. He decides to make a marriage pact with his best friend and roommate, Xandir, to find wives within the year or else they will have to marry each other. Captain Hero's criteria for his ideal match include being young, hot, and dumb. Meanwhile, Toot is excited to have a new roommate when Ling-Ling's cousin Ling, a cute and innocent panda, moves in with them.

As Xandir and Captain Hero begin their search for wives, they encounter various obstacles and mishaps. Captain Hero tries to seduce women at a bar with his superhero stories, but they are all turned off by his narcissistic behavior. Xandir, on the other hand, struggles to find a woman who isn't already in a committed relationship or part of the "LGBTQ community," as he puts it. Ling joins them on their search, hoping to find a husband of her own.

Meanwhile, the other housemates have their own problems to deal with. Clara, the racist and anti-Semitic Disney princess, is upset that she wasn't included in Captain Hero and Xandir's marriage pact. Spanky Ham, the foul-mouthed Internet cartoon pig, tries to convince Toot to move out of the house so they can have more space. Foxxy Love, the promiscuous mystery-solving musician, discovers Ling's secret crush on her and tries to let her down gently.

As the deadline for their marriage pact approaches, Captain Hero and Xandir begin to panic. They attend a speed dating event, where they meet a variety of strange and unappealing prospects, including a woman who was once a man and a woman with a prosthetic leg. Eventually, they both meet women who fit their criteria: Captain Hero finds Chiquita, a young and ditzy banana heiress, while Xandir meets a girl who is "totally straight" and also happens to be voiced by the same actress who voices Foxxy Love.

On the day of their wedding, Captain Hero and Xandir are both nervous about their impending marriages. However, they both have a change of heart when they see each other in their wedding attire. They realize that they don't want to marry anyone else and decide to call off their pact. Ling, who had been hoping to marry Xandir, is disappointed but ultimately happy for the two of them.

In the end, Toot's attempts to get Ling to move out backfire when Ling reveals that she is actually a fugitive from the law and that the police are after her. The episode ends with Ling being taken away by the police, leaving Toot to once again share a room with just Spanky.