Ep 1. Freaky Males, Tattoo Tales & Wardrobe Fails

My Crazy Ex is a reality TV show that explores the journey of individuals who were able to overcome the hardships and hurdles of their past relationships. The show aims to shed light on the most outrageous and hilarious stories of love gone wrong and how things could sometimes go completely out of hand. Season 5 of the show is no different as it sets out to showcase some of the most bizarre tales of relationships that will leave the audiences filled with wonder and amusement.

In the first episode of the season, titled Freaky Males, Tattoo Tales & Wardrobe Fails, viewers are introduced to three separate stories of relationships that have gone awry. The first story revolves around a man who takes his fetish for vampires to the next level by biting his ex-girlfriend. The second story features a couple whose love for tattoos lands them in hot water. The final story revolves around a woman whose fashion choices affect her relationship in an unexpected way.

The episode starts off with the story of a man who has an obsession with vampires. He has always had a fascination with Dracula and the world of the undead, and has even gone as far as wearing fangs and dressing up as a vampire for Halloween. However, his obsession takes a dark turn when he decides to bite his girlfriend during a sexual encounter. Despite her protests, he continues to bite her and leave marks on her body. The woman eventually decides to break up with him and he spirals out of control, leading to a shocking conclusion.

The second story is about a young couple, who decide to express their love for each other by getting matching tattoos. However, things go wrong when the woman gets a tattoo of her boyfriend's face on her chest, only for them to break up a few weeks later. The tattoo becomes a constant reminder of their failed relationship and she decides to get it removed. However, the process of tattoo removal turns out to be more painful than she anticipated.

In the final story, a woman’s dedication to her fashion choices threatens to ruin her relationship with her boyfriend. She becomes obsessed with wearing expensive designer clothes and spends all her money on them, leaving none for bills or necessities. Her boyfriend tries to convince her to be more responsible with her money, but she refuses to listen. As a result, he breaks up with her, leaving her to face the consequences of her actions.

Overall, My Crazy Ex season 5 episode 1 offers the same unique perspective on love, relationships and breakups as the previous seasons. The show is a mix of comedy, drama and romance, making it an entertaining watch for people of all ages and interests. The episode is filled with hilarious moments and unexpected twists, leaving viewers on the edge of their seats.