$#*! My Dad Says

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  • TV-14
  • 2010
  • 1 Season
  • 6.2  (5,300)

"$#*! My Dad Says" is a half-hour sitcom that first aired September 2010. "$#*! My Dad Says" was based on Justin Halpern's Twitter feed, "Shit My Dad Says," which was also turned into a book called "Sh*t My Dad Says," co-written by Patrick Schumacker and released May 4, 2010. The feed is a random collection of amusing, uncensored lines from Justin Halpern's father, Sam Halpern.

If the Twitter feed and the book were any indication, "$#*! My Dad Says" had a chance at becoming a very popular and amusing television show. William Shatner was cast in the role of the father and given the name Ed. Halpern and his brother feature in the feed and the book, but names were changed to Henry and Vince in the sitcom. Many of the lines that Shatner delivers as Ed are nearly word for word the lines that Halpern's father delivered in real life.

Unfortunately, the series didn't even make it to the end of its season. It disappeared from the CBS lineup after episode 18, which aired February 17, 2011. In May 2011, CBS announced that "$#*! My Dad Says" had been cancelled. So, why was the TV series not as well received as the Twitter feed and the book? The stories and lines delivered by Halpern's father are certainly funny and should have translated well to television.

The answer lies in the fact that the lines were edited to remove all the not-suitable-for-TV language that Sam Halpern is so fond of using. As an ex-military man and retired doctor, Sam Halpern is directly quoted by Justin in the Twitter feed and the book. Most of the quips contain language that can't be used on network television, but Sam's unadulterated "I'll say what I want, when I want and how I want" attitude is hilarious when full force.

The watered down versions of the quips fans of the Twitter feed and book had grown used to, despite being expertly delivered by Shatner in an amusing manner, were just simply not as funny as the raw originals. There has been some speculation that had the adaptation been picked up by a premium network, like HBO or Showtime, with Shatner in the lead role, "$#*! My Dad Says" would have translated much better since the lines and situations would not have needed to be censored so much.

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Seasons
Lock and Load
17. Lock and Load
February 10, 2011
With a burglar prowling through the neighborhood, Ed wants to use his prized gun for protection.
Well Suitored
16. Well Suitored
February 3, 2011
Ed becomes jealous when a millionaire tries to catch Rosemary's attention.
Ed Goes to Court
15. Ed Goes to Court
January 27, 2011
Ed wants to slow down his pursuit of Rosemary after she announces she would like to be romanced. Meanwhile, Vince and Henry have a "'Stache-Off" to see who can grow a mustache faster.
Corn Star
14. Corn Star
January 20, 2011
When the homeowners' association president complains that the corn stalks in Ed's garden are too tall, Ed harnesses his anger by running for president himself. Also, Vince is torn when he gets propositioned by his secret celebrity crush.
The Better Father
13. The Better Father
January 13, 2011
When Bonnie and Vince discover their first wedding wasn't legal, they plan a new ceremony, but Ed wants to break-up with them when he finds out that Bonnie's father is coming.
Goodson Goes Deep
12. Goodson Goes Deep
January 6, 2011
Ed gets thrown a curveball when baseball memorabilia that he wants is sold to someone else. Also, Vince and Bonnie's new living situation with Ed and Henry makes their baby-making efforts more work than romance.
Family Dinner for Schmucks
11. Family Dinner for Schmucks
December 16, 2010
Bonnie attempts to start a tradition of family dinners, unfortunately the men lose their appetites. Also, Ed befriends a new hot shot doctor at the hospital and wishes Henry could be more like him.
You Can't Handle the Truce
10. You Can't Handle the Truce
December 9, 2010
Ed is embarrassed by an article Henry writes about him; Bonnie and Vince make friends with an ''it'' couple.
Make a Wish
9. Make a Wish
November 18, 2010
Bonnie and Vince make a risky career move after seeing a life coach, and when a furious Ed confronts the motivational speaker, his heart gets some romantic motivation.
The Manly Thing to Do
8. The Manly Thing to Do
November 11, 2010
Ed's navy buddy, Wally, stays for a visit with Henry and insults Tim, Ed's housekeeper. Meanwhile, accidentally sees Bonnie naked.
Dog Ed Pursuit
7. Dog Ed Pursuit
November 4, 2010
While Vince is angry about Ed bonding his dog, Henry goes out on a date with Vince and Bonnie's boss in the hopes of getting them a real estate listing.
Easy, Writer
6. Easy, Writer
October 28, 2010
Henry writes an article that embarrasses Ed; Bonnie and Vince make friends with an "it" couple.
Not Without My Jacket
5. Not Without My Jacket
October 21, 2010
Ed's plan to teach Henry a lesson about borrowing his clothes backfires. Meanwhile, Vince regrets asking Bonnie to tell him all the juicy details about a previous relationship.
Code Ed
4. Code Ed
October 14, 2010
Ed tries to save Henry from the embarrassment of being rejected while they are on a double date. Meanwhile, Vince and Bonnie come up with an ad campaign for their real estate business.
The Truth About Dads and Moms
3. The Truth About Dads and Moms
October 7, 2010
Still resentful that his father didn't take responsibility for his parent's divorce years ago, Henry is outraged when Ed refuses to be blamed for getting a DMV employee fired.
Wi-Fight
2. Wi-Fight
September 30, 2010
Ed refuses to allow Henry to install a wireless internet connection in his house, so he takes matters into his own hands. Bonnie needs to have a medical examination, and Vince convinces her to let a retired doctor check her out.
Pilot
1. Pilot
September 23, 2010
In the series premiere, Henry is fired from his job and is forced to move in with his outspoken father Ed.
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  • Premiere Date
    September 23, 2010
  • IMDB Rating
    6.2  (5,300)