Two and a Half Men

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  • TV-14
  • 2003
  • 12 Seasons
  • 7.1  (279,328)

Two and a Half Men was a hit sitcom on CBS for 12 seasons, from 2003 to 2015. The show starred Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, and Angus T. Jones as the Harper family - Charlie, Alan, and Jake, respectively. Sheen played the lovable but hedonistic Charlie, a jingle writer and womanizer who lives in a Malibu beach house. Cryer played his uptight and neurotic brother, Alan, who moves in with Charlie after his divorce. Jones played their young son, Jake, who has a penchant for video games and junk food.

After Charlie's infamous departure from the show, Ashton Kutcher joined the cast as billionaire internet entrepreneur Walden Schmidt. Kutcher's character becomes the new owner of Charlie's house and develops a close friendship with Alan.

Other recurring cast members included Marin Hinkle as Alan's ex-wife Judith, Melanie Lynskey as Charlie's neighbor and stalker Rose, Holland Taylor as Charlie and Alan's mother Evelyn, and Conchata Ferrell as their housekeeper Berta.

Throughout the show's run, the Harper family members navigate their complicated relationships, deal with personal and professional struggles, and experience plenty of comedic hijinks along the way. Guest stars included Jennifer Taylor, April Bowlby, Ryan Stiles, Jane Lynch, Emmanuelle Vaugier, Kelly Stables, Graham Patrick Martin, Jenny McCarthy, Robert Wagner, Ming-Na Wen, Megan Fox, Blythe Danner, and many others.

Two and a Half Men was known for its irreverent humor, strong performances, and clever writing. It was a groundbreaking show that pushed the boundaries of traditional sitcoms and paved the way for future comedic series.

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Two and a Half Men is a series that is currently running and has 12 seasons (262 episodes). The series first aired on September 22, 2003.

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Of Course He's Dead - Part Two
16. Of Course He's Dead - Part Two
February 19, 2015
Is Charlie Harper dead or alive? Find out in the series finale.
Of Course He's Dead - Part One
15. Of Course He's Dead - Part One
February 19, 2015
Is Charlie Harper dead or alive?2 Find out in the series finale.
Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
14. Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
February 12, 2015
After their divorce becomes official, Walden offers Alan a peace offering.
Boompa Loved His Hookers
13. Boompa Loved His Hookers
February 5, 2015
Walden is concerned how Ms. McMartin will take the break up. Lyndsey asks Alan to move in with her.
A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
12. A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
January 29, 2015
Walden is concerned how Louis' adoption will be affected once Alan ends things with their social worker.
For Whom the Booty Calls
11. For Whom the Booty Calls
January 22, 2015
After Walden becomes a member of a support group for adoptive fathers, he enjoys having solo time away from Alan.
Here I Come, Pants!
10. Here I Come, Pants!
January 15, 2015
Walden may lose custody of Louis if the social worker finds out the truth about him and Alan, but Alan isn't ready to give up without a fight.
Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
9. Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
January 8, 2015
Walden struggles to get close to women with his foster son around. Meanwhile, Herb asks for Alan's permission to go on a date with Lyndsey.
Family, Buble', Deep-Fried Turkey
8. Family, Buble', Deep-Fried Turkey
December 18, 2014
Walden and Alan are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
7. Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
December 11, 2014
Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids' gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Meanwhile, Alan's invited along for a wild girls' night out with a group of moms.
Alan Shot a Little Girl
6. Alan Shot a Little Girl
December 4, 2014
Alan blatantly disobeys Walden's rules in an effort to impress Louis.
Oontz Oontz Oontz
5. Oontz Oontz Oontz
November 27, 2014
Walden watches over a foster child named Louis, but is disappointed when they fail to bond.
Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
4. Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
November 20, 2014
A birth mother considers Walden and Alan as adoptive parents for her baby.
Glamping in a Yurt
3. Glamping in a Yurt
November 13, 2014
Lyndsey is back after her stint in rehab. Alan and Walden try and keep up the facade that they are a loving couple when the social worker comes to visit.
A Chic Bar in Ibiza
2. A Chic Bar in Ibiza
November 6, 2014
Walden asks Alan to sign a pre-nup, forcing him to reconsider marriage.
The Ol' Mexican Spinach
1. The Ol' Mexican Spinach
October 30, 2014
In the Season 12 premiere, Walden wants Alan to help him adjust his priorities.
Where to Watch Two and a Half Men
Two and a Half Men is available for streaming on the CBS website, both individual episodes and full seasons. You can also watch Two and a Half Men on demand at , Peacock Premium, Philo, Amazon, Vudu, Microsoft Movies & TV, Sling, IFC, Google Play and Apple TV.
  • Premiere Date
    September 22, 2003
  • IMDB Rating
    7.1  (279,328)