Two and a Half Men

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  • TV-14
  • 2003
  • 12 Seasons
  • 7.1  (266,647)

In this sitcom, a single father tries to raise his son while living with his immature and abrasive brother. The conflict between the strait-laced brother, the hapless kid and the crass narcissist provide plenty of laughs. When Charlie Sheen (said abrasive brother) was fired from the series, Ashton Kutcher replaced him until the series was cancelled in 2015.

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Seasons
Of Course He's Dead - Part Two
16. Of Course He's Dead - Part Two
February 19, 2015
Is Charlie Harper dead or alive? Find out in the series finale.
Of Course He's Dead - Part One
15. Of Course He's Dead - Part One
February 19, 2015
Is Charlie Harper dead or alive?2 Find out in the series finale.
Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
14. Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
February 12, 2015
After their divorce becomes official, Walden offers Alan a peace offering.
Boompa Loved His Hookers
13. Boompa Loved His Hookers
February 5, 2015
Walden is concerned how Ms. McMartin will take the break up. Lyndsey asks Alan to move in with her.
A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
12. A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
January 29, 2015
Walden is concerned how Louis' adoption will be affected once Alan ends things with their social worker.
For Whom the Booty Calls
11. For Whom the Booty Calls
January 22, 2015
After Walden becomes a member of a support group for adoptive fathers, he enjoys having solo time away from Alan.
Here I Come, Pants!
10. Here I Come, Pants!
January 15, 2015
Walden may lose custody of Louis if the social worker finds out the truth about him and Alan, but Alan isn't ready to give up without a fight.
Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
9. Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
January 8, 2015
Walden struggles to get close to women with his foster son around. Meanwhile, Herb asks for Alan's permission to go on a date with Lyndsey.
Family, Buble', Deep-Fried Turkey
8. Family, Buble', Deep-Fried Turkey
December 18, 2014
Walden and Alan are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
7. Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
December 11, 2014
Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids' gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Meanwhile, Alan's invited along for a wild girls' night out with a group of moms.
Alan Shot a Little Girl
6. Alan Shot a Little Girl
December 4, 2014
Alan blatantly disobeys Walden's rules in an effort to impress Louis.
Oontz Oontz Oontz
5. Oontz Oontz Oontz
November 27, 2014
Walden watches over a foster child named Louis, but is disappointed when they fail to bond.
Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
4. Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
November 20, 2014
A birth mother considers Walden and Alan as adoptive parents for her baby.
Glamping in a Yurt
3. Glamping in a Yurt
November 13, 2014
Lyndsey is back after her stint in rehab. Alan and Walden try and keep up the facade that they are a loving couple when the social worker comes to visit.
A Chic Bar in Ibiza
2. A Chic Bar in Ibiza
November 6, 2014
Walden asks Alan to sign a pre-nup, forcing him to reconsider marriage.
The Ol' Mexican Spinach
1. The Ol' Mexican Spinach
October 30, 2014
In the Season 12 premiere, Walden wants Alan to help him adjust his priorities.
Description

In this sitcom, a single father tries to raise his son while living with his immature and abrasive brother. The conflict between the strait-laced brother, the hapless kid and the crass narcissist provide plenty of laughs. When Charlie Sheen (said abrasive brother) was fired from the series, Ashton Kutcher replaced him until the series was cancelled in 2015.

Two and a Half Men is a series that is currently running and has 12 seasons (262 episodes). The series first aired on September 22, 2003.

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Two and a Half Men is available for streaming on the CBS website, both individual episodes and full seasons. You can also watch Two and a Half Men on demand at , Peacock Premium, Philo, Netflix, Amazon, Vudu, Microsoft Movies & TV, Sling, IFC, Google Play and Apple TV.

  • Genres
    Comedy
  • Cast
    Charlie Sheen
    Jon Cryer
    Angus T. Jones
    Ashton Kutcher
    Marin Hinkle
  • Channel
    CBS
  • Premiere Date
    September 22, 2003
  • IMDB Rating
    7.1  (266,647)
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