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In this sitcom, a single father tries to raise his son while living with his immature and abrasive brother. The conflict between the strait-laced brother, the hapless kid and the crass narcissist provide plenty of laughs. When Charlie Sheen (said abrasive brother) was fired from the series, Ashton Kutcher replaced him until the series was cancelled in 2015.

Two and a Half Men is a series that is currently running and has 12 seasons (262 episodes). The series first aired on September 22, 2003.

Where do I stream Two and a Half Men online? Two and a Half Men is available for streaming on CBS, both individual episodes and full seasons. You can also watch Two and a Half Men on demand at Paramount Network, , Philo, Amazon, TV Land, Vudu, FuboTV, Microsoft Movies & TV, Sling, IFC, Google Play, iTunes online.

12 Seasons, 262 Episodes
September 22, 2003
Cast: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Marin Hinkle, Holland Taylor, Angus T. Jones
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Two and a Half Men Full Episode Guide

  • Is Charlie Harper dead or alive? Find out in the series finale.

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  • After their divorce becomes official, Walden offers Alan a peace offering.

  • Walden is concerned how Ms. McMartin will take the break up. Lyndsey asks Alan to move in with her.

  • Walden is concerned how Louis' adoption will be affected once Alan ends things with their social worker.

  • After Walden becomes a member of a support group for adoptive fathers, he enjoys having solo time away from Alan.

  • Walden may lose custody of Louis if the social worker finds out the truth about him and Alan, but Alan isn't ready to give up without a fight.

  • Walden struggles to get close to women with his foster son around. Meanwhile, Herb asks for Alan's permission to go on a date with Lyndsey.

  • Walden and Alan are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

  • Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids' gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Meanwhile, Alan's invited along for a wild girls' night out with a group of moms.

  • Alan blatantly disobeys Walden's rules in an effort to impress Louis.

  • Walden watches over a foster child named Louis, but is disappointed when they fail to bond.

  • A birth mother considers Walden and Alan as adoptive parents for her baby.

  • Lyndsey is back after her stint in rehab. Alan and Walden try and keep up the facade that they are a loving couple when the social worker comes to visit.

  • Walden asks Alan to sign a pre-nup, forcing him to reconsider marriage.

  • In the Season 12 premiere, Walden wants Alan to help him adjust his priorities.

  • Alan reveals his true identity to Larry, and must pay the consequences.

  • Gretchen demands Alan reveal his true identity to Larry.

  • Walden reconnects with Kate and is confident she's "The One" - that is, until he encounters Vivian. Meanwhile, Alan and Gretchen connect on a deeper level.

  • Walden is invited to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen is looking forward to spending more time at Alan's house.

  • Lyndsey finds out who Alan is sleeping with. Meanwhile, Walden doesn't know how to tell Barry to find his own place.

  • Walden is under the impression that he is being cheated on by his new girlfriend. Alan begins seeing Larry's sister, Gretchen, and becomes even more involved in Lyndsey and Larry's relationship.

  • Alan gives Lyndsey an ultimatum. Meanwhile, Jenny fears she and Brooke are drifting apart.

  • Alan discovers Lyndsey broke up with Larry, but failed to tell him. Meanwhile, Walden is on a mission to prove that he's a man's man.

  • Walden and Alan throw Marty a bachelor party after he asks Evelyn to marry him.

  • Alan gives Lyndsey's boyfriend, Larry, permission to set him up on a blind date. Meanwhile, Walden offers to help Nicole with her software project so she'll have time to date him.

  • Walden signs on to work with a beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan counsels Jenny to open up to her girlfriend.

  • Walden helps Jenny get a second date with her one-night stand. Meanwhile, Alan has an interesting exchange with his transgender girlfriend's ex-wife; and receives a Japanese delicacy from his son for Christmas.

  • Walden's date with an accident-prone model drags on. Meanwhile, Alan dates a woman who shares some unexpected personal information with him.

  • Alan and Lyndsey's illicit affair threatens Walden's safety, forcing him to accept Rose's help.

  • Walden and Alan are on dates with two seemingly perfect women until Lyndsey's jealousy complicates matters.

  • When Alan discovers Walden knows Lynda Carter, he hopes Walden will set him up with her. A hesitant Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.

  • Alan becomes friends with Lyndsey's boyfriend to find out what he has that Alan doesn't. Meanwhile, Walden encourages Jenny to be more assertive in pursuing her acting career.

  • Walden parties with Jenny and her attractive friends. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey's illicit affair could be threatened.

  • Walden and Alan think Berta needs to retire when she suffers an injury at work.

  • When Walden starts feeling confined in his own house, Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her boyfriend, Marty. Meanwhile, Alan becomes Lyndsey's "other man."

  • In the eleventh season premiere, Charlie's 25-year-old daughter unexpectedly appears at Walden's beach house in an attempt to connect with the remaining members of her family.

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With the departure of Angus T. Jones, "Two and a Half Men" will be short a half man as it begins its 11th season. The addition of Amber Tamblyn to the cast won't exactly be a one-for-one substitution, but the show's producers hope that her character will invigorate the series.

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